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[gentle music playing]

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[melodic whistling]

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[singing] After seven years
Of life upon the ocean

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It is time to bid
The seven seas farewell

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And the city I've pinned
Seven years of hopes on

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Lies just over the horizon

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-I can hear the harbor bell
-[bell dinging]

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Land ahoy!

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[ship horn blowing]

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[upbeat music playing]

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Got a tattered overcoat
And battered suitcase

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Au revoir, Chef.

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Got a pair of leaky boots upon my

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-Feet
-Sorry, Cook!

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Gotta drag myself up
By my one good bootlace

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Gotta work my rotten socks off

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If I want to make ends meet

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I've poured everything
I've got into my chocolate

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Now it's time
To show the world my recipes

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Good luck, Willy!

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I've got 12 silver sovereigns
In my pocket

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Goodbye, Cook!

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And a hatful of dreams

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[upbeat music continues]

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There's a famous restaurant
On every street here

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There's Brandino's
And the bar Parisienne

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-Restaurant map, sir?
-Thank you.

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Got a little map to tell me
Where to eat here

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Had a dozen silver sovereigns

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Now I'm somehow down to ten

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Want the finest produce?

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-This is where they stock it
-[tram bell dinging]

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That's three sovereigns, mate.

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Though the prices
Are suspiciously extreme

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Break my pumpkin, you pay for it.

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I've got...

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-Five, six, seven...
-[brushing]

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[Willy sighs, tuts]

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Six silver sovereigns in my pocket

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And a hatful of dreams

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-[boy] Brush your coat, sir?
-[Willy] No, thank you.

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-[boy] Cologne?
-[Willy] No. Leave me alone.

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Al last

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The Galeries Gourmet

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I knew that we'd see it one day

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It's everything you said, Mamma.

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And, oh, so much more

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Each way that you turn
Another famous chocolate store

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Here's my destiny

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I just need to unlock it

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Will I crash and burn

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Or go up like a rocket?

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I got nothing to offer

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-But my chocolate
-[bell dings]

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And a hatful

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Of dreams

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Yeah!

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[upbeat music continues]

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[music tempo softens]

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[officer] No daydreaming.

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In this city, anyone can be successful

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If they've talent
And work hard, or so they say

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But they didn't mention
It would be so stressful

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Just to make a dozen silver sovereigns

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Last more than a day

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[baby crying]

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Could you spare a sovereign
for a place to sleep, love?

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Of course.

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Here. Take all you need.

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Thank you.

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I've got one silver sovereign
In my pocket

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[sighs]

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And a hatful of dreams

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-[melodic whistling]
-[music fading out]

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[whistling fades out]

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[blowing]

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Hmm.

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There we go.

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Time for a little nightcap.

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Mmm.

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[dog growling]

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Okay.

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Hello there. No, stop. Hey, shoo.

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-Go away, stop!
-[tense music building]

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Go away, shoo! Shoo!

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-[man] Stop!
-[dog stops growling]

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-Sit.
-[dog whines]

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Sorry about Tiddles.

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Seems to have an unusual
interest in your legs. [chuckles]

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Must be these pants.

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I got them from a mailman in Minsk.

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[chuckles] That would be it.

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Tiddles would spend all day
pursuing postal workers if he could.

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-Wouldn't you, boy?
-[barks]

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[chuckles]

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You're not planning on
sleeping there, are you, son?

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Oh, it's just for a night.

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By this time tomorrow,
I plan to have made my fortune.

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By this time tomorrow,
you'll be frozen solid.

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Oh, don't be ridiculous.

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Ooh.

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Perhaps it is a little cold for camping.

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But unfortunately, I'm not
in a position to pay for a room, sir.

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-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
-Mmm.

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But as luck would have it,

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I know someone who might
be able to help you out.

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Really?

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-[Tiddles barks]
-Here we are, Mr. Wonka.

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Home sweet home.

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[Tiddles barking]

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[woman] Get your filthy paws
off my front door, you mangy mutt.

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-[man chuckles]
-[Tiddles whining]

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If that's you, Bleacher,
you'd better have my gin.

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Oh, I have something better
than gin, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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A guest.

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[Mrs. Scrubitt] Hmm.

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Oh!

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Well, why didn't you say? [snorts]

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-[door unlocks]
-Come on in, sir.

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Welcome to Scrubitt and Bleacher's
Guest House and Laundry.

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Make yourself at home,
warm your cockles by the fire.

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-Gin?
-Oh.

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Noodle!

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[Noodle] Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?

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Put that book down
and get our guest a glass o' gin.

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Poor man's frozen half to death.

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Thank you, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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You and your husband
have been so kind to me.

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Husband?

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Him? [laughs]

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[chuckles] Husband.

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Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't ya?

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No.

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Oh, I'm holding out for someone
far superior to that idle peasant.

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-[Bleacher groans softly]
-Chin-chin.

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[coughs] That is extremely strong stuff.

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Yeah, you can run cars on that.

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So, what is it
I can do for you? Room, is it?

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Well, yes, but, uh...

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Mr. Wonka is temporarily embarrassed.

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[gasps] Oh, no. You don't say.

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[Willy] I'm afraid
that's true, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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But...

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-All that's about to change.
-Oh, yeah?

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You see, I'm something of a magician,
inventor and chocolate maker.

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And first thing tomorrow
at the Galeries Gourmet,

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I plan to unveil
my most astonishing creation yet.

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Oh?

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Prepare to be amazed
as I present to you...

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A teapot?

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No, that's just for making tea.

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-[sighs]
-One second.

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-That's for my stew.
-[laughs]

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It's in here somewhere. [chuckles]

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Don't you worry, Mr. Wonka.

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I can see you're a man
of great ingenuity.

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And we've got just the thing for ya.
The entrepreneurial package.

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Now, the room is one sovereign a night,

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<i>but you don't have 10 pay
till 600 tomorrow.</i>

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Does that give you enough time
to earn a few pennies?

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More than enough, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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Thank you.

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Oh, it's the least I can do
for a stranger in need.

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Now, sign here and we're all done.

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-[chuckles politely]
-All righty.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[whispers] Read the small print.

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What?

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-Thank you, Noodle. That'll do.
-[gasps]

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Ooh. What'd she say?

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-Who's that, then?
-The girl.

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-What girl?
-That girl.

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It sounded like,
"Read the small print."

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And there does seem to be a lot of...

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Oh, oh, oh.

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-[suspenseful music continues]
-Oh, oh.

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Oh. Just keeps on coming.

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Yeah, you don't wanna listen
to Noodle, Mr. Wonka.

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-She's damaged.
-Damaged?

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Orphan Syndrome.

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Orphan Syndrome?

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Orphan Syndrome.

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Orphan Syndrome.

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She was dropped down
the laundry chute as a bab,

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and I took her in
out the goodness of my heart,

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and I've done my best,
Mr. Wonka, honest I have,

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but she's been left
with a suspicious nature.

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She sees conspiracy everywhere.

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-Poor girl.
- I know.

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These are just your standard Ts and Cs,

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but you're welcome
to take a look if you want.

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[chuckles]

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I'll just give it a once-over.

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[chuckles dryly]

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[Willy reading softly]

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[tense music building]

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Well, that all seems to be in order.

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-Really?
-Uh-huh.

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-Hello. [chuckles]
-Ah! [chuckles]

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Then welcome to Scrubitt's.

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[dings]

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There you are, Mr. Wonka.
The entrepreneurial suite.

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There's your four-poster,
and your sink plus soap,

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and there's a little mint
on your pillow.

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[Willy] Fantastic.

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What kind people.

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[growls quietly]

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[whimsical music playing]

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[singsong] Noodle!

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Oh, Noodle!

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Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?

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[in normal tone]
I've been lookin' for you.

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What do you want?

214
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I wanna teach you a lesson,
you miserable little bookworm.

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What did I do wrong?

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You know what you did, you brat.

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-Stop squirming!
-What? No, please.

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[Noodles shrieks]

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You ever interfere in my business again,

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and you'll be in this coop all week.
Do you understand?

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Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt.
Sorry, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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- I should think so too.
-[door slams shut]

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[wind whistling]

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[dog barks in distance]

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[pleasant music playing]

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[Willy] Here we go, Mamma.

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[loudly] Ladies and gentlemen
of the Galeries Gourmet,

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my name is Willy Wonka,

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and I have come to show you
a marvelous morsel,

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an incredible edible...

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[dramatically] an unbeatable eatable,

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the likes of which
this world has never seen.

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So quiet up and listen down.

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No, scratch that, reverse it.

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I give to you

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the Hoverchoc.

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-[crowd gasping]
-[plays flute]

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[singing] In a

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-Jungle near Mumbai
-[crowd gasps]

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-[fancy music playing]
-There's a little hoverfly

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Whose wings go
At a thousand flaps a sec

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And that's no lie

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These microscopic fleas

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Like chocolate more than leaves

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And when asked nicely, lay precisely

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One little egg in each of these

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[crowd gasps]

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When it hatches from its shell

249
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It gives a happy yell
Whoo-hoo!

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How thrilling to be living
In a chocolate hotel

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It beats its wings with glee
And then, as you will see

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The chocolate will levitate

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-And float most gracefully
-[crowd gasping, laughing]

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-[gasps]
-Well there's chocolate

255
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And there's chocolate

256
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But only Wonka's makes your eyes

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Pop out their socke-lets

258
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,697
Put your hand into your pocke-let

259
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,615
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

260
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,075
Come now

261
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,827
I insist

262
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,665
You've never had chocolate like this

263
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:15,128
No, you've never had chocolate like this

264
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,212
[music ends]

265
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,463
-[applause]
-[man 1] Bravo!

266
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,674
-[crowd laughs in delight]
-[man 2] Bravo!

267
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,427
[Willy] Thank you.

268
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,679
-Miss Bon-Bon?
-Yes, Mr. Slugworth.

269
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:25,930
Call the police.

270
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,640
[Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir.

271
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,850
[chuckles]

272
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,101
Well, who wants to try one?

273
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,978
-[man] Me, please!
-[Slugworth] I will.

274
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,563
[crowd gasps, murmurs]

275
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,648
-Mr. Slugworth, sir.
-[man 2] 'Souse me.

276
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,941
[Willy] Mr. Fickelgruber.

277
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,985
-[babbles]
-And Mr. Prodnose.

278
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,069
What an honor.

279
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,654
Ever since I was a little boy...

280
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,823
-[bones crunching]
-That is quite a handshake.

281
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,117
It's a business handshake, Mr. Wonka.

282
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,161
Lets people know I mean business.

283
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,996
-Huh...
-Now, come along.

284
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:54,208
Let's try one of these
so-called Hoverchocs.

285
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,463
[Slugworth inhales]

286
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,840
[exhales]

287
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,676
[suspenseful music plays]

288
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,761
Ooh.

289
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,388
It's not just chocolate, is it?

290
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,598
There's...

291
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,309
-Marshmallow.
-[Willy] That's right.

292
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,519
Harvested from
the mallow marshes of Peru.

293
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,104
[Fickelgruber] And caramel.

294
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,856
But... But it's...

295
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:17,982
[Willy] Salted.

296
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,860
With the bittersweet tears
of a Russian clown.

297
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,737
-[crowd murmurs]
-[Prodnose] And is that...

298
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,863
Surely not?

299
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,615
Cherry?

300
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,450
[Willy] Cherry-picked by
the pick of the cherry pickers

301
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,369
from the Imperial Gardens in Japan.

302
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,413
-[crowd murmurs]
-Well, Mr. Wonka.

303
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,624
I've been in this business
a very long time,

304
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,417
and I can safely say

305
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,961
that of all the chocolate
I have ever tasted,

306
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,005
this is without doubt

307
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,342
the absolute 100% worst.

308
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,510
-[crowd gasping]
-Whoo!

309
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,844
There we have it, ladies and gentlemen.

310
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,763
An endorsement from Mr...

311
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,181
Wait. The worst?

312
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:54,727
We three are the fiercest of rivals,
and yet we agree on one thing.

313
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,813
A good chocolate should be simple.

314
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,940
Plain, uncomplicated.

315
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,068
Whereas this,
with all its bells and whistles...

316
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,945
[chuckles] Well, it's just...

317
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,321
Weird.

318
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,032
[tuts] That's a shame.

319
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,117
[grunts softly]

320
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,745
If you thought the chocolate was weird,
you're gonna hate what happens next.

321
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,206
-[crowd gasping]
-Hmm?

322
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,750
What's happening? Whoa, what's going on?

323
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,419
-That's the hoverfly.
-[Fickelgruber whimpering]

324
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,878
It's broken out of its cocoon.

325
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,964
It's flapping its wings like billy-oh.

326
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,173
-[screams]
-[crowd gasping]

327
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,843
[Prodnose] My hair!
You mean a fly is doing this?

328
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,136
Yes. But don't worry.

329
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,346
-It'll be completely unharmed.
-Oh, thank you.

330
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,307
In about 20 minutes, it'll get tired
and exit through your rear.

331
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,767
You what?

332
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,894
He means we're going
to fart them out of our botties!

333
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,688
Yes, I know what he meant.

334
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,064
You're off your rocker, Wonka!

335
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,067
Who in their right mind
wants a chocolate that makes you fly?

336
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,402
[Willy] Well, let's find out, shall we?

337
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,279
Who's for a Hoverchoc?

338
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,531
-[crowd shouting excitedly]
-[man 1] I want one!

339
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,783
One sovereign, please. Thank you.

340
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,702
-Thank you very much.
-[cheerful music playing]

341
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,620
One sovereign. Thank you, madam.

342
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,705
-Enjoy your flight.
-[gasping]

343
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,039
[laughing]

344
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,417
[woman] Look, I'm flying! I'm flying!

345
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,671
[man 1] How's the view up there?

346
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,382
[man 2] Not too high, darling!

347
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,136
[whistle blows]

348
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,554
[officer 1] Beat it, kid.

349
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,098
All right, folks. Nothin' to see here.

350
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,768
Just a small group of people
def yin' the laws of gravity.

351
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,270
-Yeah.
-Hook 'em, boys.

352
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,355
That's the Hoverchoc, sir.
That's the point.

353
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,691
[officer 2] I'm afraid we've had
some complaints about you, sir.

354
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,775
Complaints?

355
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,069
That you're disrupting
the trade of other businesses.

356
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,407
I'm regrettably obliged to move you on
and to confiscate your earnings.

357
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,325
[coins rattle]

358
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,659
-Hey! What are you doing?
-[nun] No!

359
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,369
Don't worry, it's going to a good cause.

360
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,413
-[nun] Get off.
-Sick kids, or something.

361
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,415
Sorry, sir. Rules is rules.

362
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,958
[officer 3]
Cheeky devil, you! Come here!

363
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,668
Could you at least leave me a sovereign?

364
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,171
I need to pay for my room.

365
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,676
-Here.
-[coins rattling]

366
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:52,929
Thank you.

367
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,890
[dog barks in distance]

368
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,142
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Evening, Mr. Wonka.

369
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,102
How'd it go?

370
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,938
Not quite as well as I'd hoped.

371
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,274
Oh, shame. Well, I'm afraid
we do have to settle up now.

372
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,151
Well, thankfully
the room's taken care of.

373
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,612
Believe we said a sovereign.

374
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,905
For the room, yes.

375
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,033
But you have incurred a few extras

376
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,577
during the course
of your residency with ourselves.

377
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,830
-Have 1?
-Yes, you have.

378
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,376
There was that glass of gin
you had on arrival,

379
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:27,338
and if I remember rightly,
you warmed your cockles by the fire.

380
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,131
He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt.

381
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,509
-[door shuts, locks]
-Cockle-warming is extra, see?

382
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,136
Used the stairs
to get to his room, and all.

383
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,805
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, then
you've got your stair charge,

384
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,599
and that is per step,
I'm afraid, up and down.

385
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,226
Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka,

386
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,562
did you happen to use the mini bar?

387
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,729
There's a minibar?

388
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:44,897
Mini bar of soap.

389
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:45,982
By the sink.

390
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,568
-Uh... I might have, briefly.
-Oh-ho!

391
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,778
See? Even Bleacher knows
you never touch the mini bar,

392
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,280
and he was raised in a ditch. [snorts]

393
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,574
Add in your mattress hire,

394
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,701
your linen lease,
and your pillow penalty,

395
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,327
-and you are looking at...
-[door shuts]

396
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,121
Ten thousand sovereigns.

397
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,247
You gotta be kidding me. [scoffs]

398
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,249
It's all in the small print, dearie.

399
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,418
I don't have 10,000 sovereigns.

400
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,502
[door shuts, locks]

401
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,504
Then we have a problem, Mr. Wonka.

402
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,590
You're gonna have to work it off
in the Wash House, ain't ya?

403
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,591
[Tiddles barking]

404
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,967
At a sovereign a day.

405
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,260
Ten thousand days is...

406
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,428
Twenty-seven years.

407
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,512
-Hey!
-[Bleacher] Four months.

408
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,638
[Mrs. Scrubitt] And 16 days.

409
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,516
-[Mrs. Scrubitt chuckles]
-[Willy screaming]

410
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,810
[grunts]

411
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,605
-[gasping]
-Ah.

412
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,858
-You must be Mr. Wonka.
-Who are you?

413
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,111
Abacus Crunch, chartered accountant.

414
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,738
At least I was.

415
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,865
-Now, uh...
-He runs the place.

416
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,034
And you best do as he says,
or you'll answer to me.

417
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,244
Piper Benz. Plumber by trade.

418
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,288
[Abacus] This is Miss Lottie Bell.

419
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,372
[quietly] Hi.

420
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:44,999
She don't talk much.

421
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,003
[dramatically]
And I'm Larry Chuckles worth!

422
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,087
Comedian.

423
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,297
[Abacus] Hmm.

424
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,965
So they got all of you too, did they?

425
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,300
[Abacus] I'm afraid so.

426
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,178
We each of us found ourselves
in need of a cheap place to stay

427
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,014
and neglected to read the small print.

428
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,018
One moment of stupidity,
followed by endless regret.

429
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,771
Sounds like my third marriage. [laughs]

430
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,357
I'm sorry, I do that a lot.

431
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,900
-He does.
-A lot.

432
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,111
[Larry] I've only been married once,
and it didn't work out.

433
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,529
There's gotta be some way outta here.

434
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,739
You don't think we've tried?

435
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,367
There are bars on the window
and there's a dog on the door.

436
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,703
And even if you could get out,
that contract is watertight.

437
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,121
[Piper] If you're not here at roll call,

438
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,457
Mrs. Scrubitt will call the police,
they'll bring you right back,

439
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,626
and she'll charge you
a thousand for the inconvenience.

440
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,752
-[barks]
-[yelps]

441
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,920
All right, everybody. Back to work.

442
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,296
-[barks]
-Come along, Mr. Wonka.

443
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,715
-[barks]
-You come with me. [sighs]

444
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,010
You're in here. On suds.

445
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,221
[whimsical music playing]

446
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,267
Whoa.

447
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,020
[singing] First, you pick up the apparel

448
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,563
And you stick it in a barrel

449
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,940
Scrub, scrub

450
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,655
Then you take it to the mangle
And you turn a giant handle

451
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,073
Scrub, scrub

452
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,784
[grunting]

453
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,496
Then it's hung up really high
Until it's nearly dry

454
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,580
Scrub, scrub

455
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,042
[steam hissing]

456
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,754
But when we sing this song
The day don't seem so long

457
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,631
Scrub, scrub

458
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,591
It's still long, though.

459
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,512
[bell dings]

460
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,432
[barks]

461
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,058
Gotta press out all the creases

462
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,893
From the dresses and chemises

463
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,353
Rub, rub

464
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,899
Gotta fold 'em like they told us

465
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:34,984
Or they'll scold us

466
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,819
And withhold our grub, grub

467
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,571
[blows whistle]

468
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:44,243
We all signed the dotted line
So we gotta do our time

469
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,455
-Scrub, scrub
-[music tempo slows]

470
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,666
Scrub, scrub

471
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,918
And if you don't agree...

472
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,587
See clause five.

473
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,963
Section 7A.

474
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,506
Paragraph 22.

475
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,883
Part D.

476
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,050
Which says...

477
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,802
Scrub, scrub

478
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,888
[whimsical music resumes]

479
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,890
Scrub, scrub

480
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,145
Scrub, scrub

481
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,441
-Scrub, scrub
-[music ends]

482
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,199
-[water dripping]
-[floorboard creaking]

483
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,536
[light buzzing]

484
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,547
[dog barking outside]

485
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,715
[sighs]

486
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,343
-[knock at door]
-Room service.

487
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,054
Told you to read the small print.

488
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,973
Slight problem with that.

489
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,185
You can't read, can you?

490
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,897
I focused my studies
almost exclusively on chocolate.

491
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,981
I see.

492
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,317
For everything else,

493
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,110
I've relied
on the kindness of strangers.

494
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,112
[scoffs] And look where that's got you.

495
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,948
The staff quarters.

496
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,616
You've got a bed.

497
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,368
[shouts]

498
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,495
You had a bed.

499
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,874
Desk, and a wash basin/toilet.

500
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:14,834
Ugh.

501
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,710
-The water comes in two temperatures.
-[faucet squeaks]

502
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,672
Cold... and colder.

503
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,383
How much do you owe them?

504
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:23,968
Ten thousand.

505
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,929
Count yourself lucky. I owe 30.

506
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,056
What? How do you owe them money?

507
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,100
I thought they found you
down a laundry chute.

508
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,184
Oh, they did.

509
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,270
Took me in out of
the goodness of their hearts

510
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,230
and charged me for the privilege.

511
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,274
What a pair of monsters.

512
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,527
The greedy beat the needy
every time, Mr. Wonka.

513
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,237
Guess it's just the way of the world.

514
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,321
[Willy] Oh, come on, Noodle.

515
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,866
That's just your
Orphan Syndrome talking.

516
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,244
-My what?
-Your Orphan Syndrome.

517
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,913
And we are not gonna
be eating any slops.

518
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,623
What are you doing?

519
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,834
I'm making chocolate, o' course.

520
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,127
How do you like it? Dark?

521
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,421
White? Nutty? Absolutely insane?

522
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,172
I don't know.

523
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,091
[sighs] I've never had any.

524
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,511
[gibbers] You've never had chocolate?

525
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,471
-No.
-[shouts] What?

526
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,931
You've never had chocolate?

527
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,766
Still no.

528
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,644
Well, this is unbelievable.
I mean, this is outrageous.

529
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,855
Well, lucky for you, Noodle,
I have a selection

530
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,483
of the world's finest ingredients
right here in my travel factory.

531
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,569
[gentle music playing]

532
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,740
Whoa.

533
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,783
Where to begin? That's the question.

534
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:30,868
I know!

535
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,536
Silver Linings.

536
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,705
Made of condensed thunder clouds

537
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,999
and liquid sunlight.

538
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,210
[sniffs] Helps you see
that faint ray o' hope

539
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,171
beyond the shadow of despair.

540
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,797
Just what we need, wouldn't you say?

541
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,007
[chuckles softly]

542
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,634
Did you always wanna make chocolate?

543
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,594
[Willy] No. [chuckles]

544
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:52,056
Back when I was your age,
I wanted to be a magician.

545
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,474
My mom was a cook.

546
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,019
We lived on the river,
just the two of us.

547
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,189
In a perfect little world of our own.

548
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:05,611
The way I remember I,
I used to spend every waking hour

549
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:08,572
trying to come up with some
new trick to impress my mom.

550
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,033
Bravo!

551
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,411
[Willy] But the real magic
came from her.

552
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,291
We didn't have a lofta money,
but each week,

553
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,377
she brought home one cocoa bean.

554
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,253
And by the time my birthday came around,

555
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,714
there was enough to make
a single bar o' chocolate.

556
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,009
But it wasn't just any old chocolate.

557
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:30,886
Far from it.

558
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,140
This has to be
the best chocolate in the world.

559
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,684
[Mamma] Oh, don't know about that.

560
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,061
They say the very best
comes from a place

561
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,437
called the Galeries Gourmet.

562
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,482
Theirs can't be any better
than yours, Mamma.

563
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,401
It's impossible.

564
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,278
Well, as it so happens,

565
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:52,908
I do know a little secret
that even those fancy-pants don't.

566
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:54,952
What is it?

567
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,370
I'll tell ya.

568
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,415
When you're older.
Now get to sleep. [chuckles]

569
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,628
[exhales]

570
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,464
We should go, Amma.

571
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:08,632
Where's that, then?

572
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,218
-To the Galeries Gourmet.
-What?

573
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,220
-And start a shop?
-Yeah.

574
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,389
With our name
above the door and everything.

575
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,975
That's a wonderful dream, honey.

576
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,102
Is that all it is?

577
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,397
Just a dream?

578
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,025
Hey now.

579
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,069
[tender music playing]

580
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,740
Every good thing in this world
started with a dream.

581
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,783
So you hold on to yours.

582
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,870
And when you do share
chocolate with the world,

583
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,998
oh, I'll be right there beside ya.

584
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,374
Promise?

585
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:43,625
Do better than that.

586
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,086
[chuckles] I pinkie promise.

587
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,423
Now,

588
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,674
sleep.

589
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,971
[Noodle] So, what was it, Willy?

590
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,015
What was the secret?

591
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,434
[Willy] I never found out.

592
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,228
Soon after, she fell sick.

593
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,275
And before I knew it
all I had left was her bar of chocolate.

594
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,611
[tender music continues]

595
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,573
That's why I'm here, Noodle.

596
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,451
So I can feel the same way
I did back then,

597
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,162
eating chocolate with her.

598
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:22,664
What do you mean?

599
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,249
My mom once promised

600
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,043
that when I share
chocolate with the world,

601
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,920
she'd be right there beside me.

602
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,671
[machine clicking]

603
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,007
I know it sounds crazy,
but I always hoped

604
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,383
she'd somehow keep that promise.

605
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,429
She might even tell me her secret.

606
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,890
[bell dings]

607
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,018
[both chuckle]

608
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,270
Here. Try one.

609
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,397
[mysterious music playing]

610
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:04,915
Wish you hadn't done that.

611
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,126
You don't like it?

612
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,210
No...

613
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,213
I like it. It's just...

614
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,965
What?

615
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:17,386
Now each day I don't have chocolate
will be a little harder.

616
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,305
Then how would you like
to have all the chocolate

617
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,350
you can eat, every day,
for the rest of your life?

618
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:26,436
-A lifetime supply?
-A lifetime supply.

619
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,355
What would I have to do?

620
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,107
Not much. Just get me out of here.

621
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,109
-[gasps] Are you crazy?
-Shh!

622
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,111
It's easy. I'll get someone
to cover my shift,

623
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,654
and you could smuggle me out
in your laundry cart.

624
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:36,989
-But I--
-Just for a few hours, mind.

625
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,282
No one will even know I was gone.

626
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,451
-What's the point of that?
-To sell chocolate, o' course!

627
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,453
We'll split the profits
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt in no time.

628
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,997
It's a nice idea, Willy.

629
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,999
-It's a great idea.
-But it'll never work.

630
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,667
'Course it will. Eat your chocolate.

631
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:49,835
[Noodle] You don't understand.

632
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,920
Mrs. Scrubitt's like a hawk.

633
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,422
She keeps her beady eye on everything

634
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,799
that comes in and out
of the Wash House except...

635
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,843
-[suspenseful music plays]
-Huh.

636
00:27:58,552 --> 00:27:59,553
What is it?

637
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,305
No, it's nothing.

638
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:02,973
Oh, okay.

639
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,349
Huh.

640
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,268
Double-huh! That's not nothing.

641
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,936
That's the Silver Lining.
It's given you an idea.

642
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,979
Okay.

643
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,480
So, the one time she dropped her guard

644
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,399
was when this aristocrat
came to the laundry.

645
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,861
He was only asking for directions,
but she was all over him like a rash.

646
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:17,863
It was disgusting.

647
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,281
That's it, Noodle.

648
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,576
All we have to do is find an aristocrat
and slip out while she's distracted.

649
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:23,660
Yeah, but...

650
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,496
Where are we going
to find an aristocrat?

651
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:28,749
[ding]

652
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:30,584
Huh.

653
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,668
Huh?

654
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,712
Huh.

655
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:34,922
A double-huh.

656
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,298
Do you have a pencil and paper?

657
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,717
-Uh-huh.
-I got an idea.

658
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,639
[distant singing]

659
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:48,810
[soft music playing]

660
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,438
-[male choir singing]
-[knocks along to song]

661
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,607
[lock clicks]

662
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,405
I've come to make a confession.

663
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,074
[singing continues]

664
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,160
You sound great, fellas. Keep it up.

665
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,417
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

666
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:17,839
I have had 150 of these
since my last confession.

667
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,220
Temptation is very hard to resist.

668
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,975
Mmm.

669
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,893
[Chief] Send me down.

670
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,605
-[whirring]
-I'll see you later.

671
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,400
[elevator dings]

672
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,735
[suspenseful music playing]

673
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,487
[woman] Good evening, Chief.

674
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,447
They're all waiting.

675
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,116
Thank you very much.

676
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,578
Good evening, gentlemen.
I've brought my invoice.

677
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:51,957
One chocolatier moved on
for the usual fee.

678
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,917
Oh. [chuckles]

679
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,962
Here we go, baby.
There's the good stuff. Yeah.

680
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,964
-[Slugworth] Tell me, Chief...
-[Chief] Mmm-hmm?

681
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,924
...how would you like
to earn a few more of those?

682
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,426
Oh, I am listening.

683
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,177
[Slugworth] We think that Mr. Wonka

684
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:08,140
might require a little more
than simply moving on.

685
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,641
-Oh.
-[Slugworth] He's good.

686
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:10,851
Too good.

687
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:14,438
And what's more,
he only charges a sovereign a chocolate.

688
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:17,024
So anyone can afford them, even the...

689
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,193
You know, the...

690
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,447
-The poor?
-[gags] Oh, dear.

691
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,241
I've just been
a little bit sick in my mouth.

692
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,619
Could you please refrain from mentioning
that demographic in my presence?

693
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,330
He doesn't like it
when people say "poor."

694
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,664
-[gags]
-[Prodnose] Sorry, Felix.

695
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,043
We want you to send Wonka a message.

696
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:38,337
Backed up by physical force.

697
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,964
That if he attempts to sell
chocolate in this town again,

698
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:44,384
he is liable to meet
with a little accident.

699
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,678
In which he dies.

700
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,680
Yeah, no, I... I got that already.

701
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,890
You don't have to keep saying it.

702
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,933
I'm just making sure
we're all on the same page.

703
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,060
Well, no one's on your page.

704
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,978
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, I know what it means...

705
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,063
Actually, what does it mean?

706
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,397
[Slugworth] Gentlemen, please.

707
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,235
So, what do you say, Chief?
Do we have a deal?

708
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:05,238
Well, listen, fellas,
I'm an officer of the law.

709
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,408
I can't just go around
roughin' up your competition.

710
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:10,494
I'm sorry.

711
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,454
Well now, Chief.

712
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,082
-Iiazzy dance music playing]
-[taps along to music]

713
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,376
I can see that
you're a man of integrity.

714
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,086
[shakes along to music]

715
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:20,587
Thank you.

716
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:22,839
But ask yourself this...

717
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,010
[singing] Have you got a sweet tooth?

718
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,637
! do

719
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,682
A hunger that you have to feed?

720
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,310
Have you got a sweet tooth?

721
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,395
! do

722
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,564
Well, we've got everything you need

723
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,649
[Chief] Mmm.

724
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,361
Don't give me that conscience nonsense

725
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:45,695
It's simply

726
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:47,823
Quid pro quo

727
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,326
So, a hundred of your favorites

728
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,414
Sorry, I'm afraid it's no

729
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,667
Promised the wife
I'd cut down on chocolate.

730
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,043
Y'know, I gotta get in shape

731
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,795
for the Policeman's Ball,
so... [chuckles]

732
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,464
But think about your sweet tooth

733
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,049
! do

734
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:09,928
I've had it since I was a boy

735
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,597
Your naughty little sweet tooth

736
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:14,099
It's true

737
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,602
The only thing that brings you joy

738
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,565
Don't look at your warirstline
It's fine!

739
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,482
Come on!

740
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:25,402
Who needs to see their toes?

741
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,528
So

742
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,030
Seven hundred boxes

743
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,240
[Chief whistles]

744
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,200
That's a lot of chocolates...

745
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,243
[Slugworth] Mmm-hmm.

746
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,369
No!

747
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,872
[jazzy dance music continues]

748
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,790
Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell.

749
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:39,875
[Chief grunts]

750
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,586
[music building]

751
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,380
Have you got a sweet tooth?

752
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,257
-Me too
-Fellas...

753
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,551
Have you got the hots for chocs?

754
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,094
I do, really. Yeah.

755
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:55,056
Do you think that candy's
Dandy?

756
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:55,974
Oh, yeah.

757
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,393
Well, we've got lots and lots
And lots and lots

758
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,311
And lots and lots

759
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,270
Why am I singing?

760
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,272
If the wife's complaining

761
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,232
Body-shaming

762
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,527
It's amazing what a tailor can conceal

763
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,656
Keep your wretched chocolates

764
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,201
Eighteen hundred boxes?

765
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,702
-Oh, deal
-[music ends]

766
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,370
-[bones crunch]
-[Chief groans]

767
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,624
[blows whistle]

768
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,709
[sniffs]

769
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,002
-Bell.
-[barks]

770
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,086
-[Lottie, softly] Here.
-Benz.

771
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,213
-[Tiddles barks]
-[Piper] Mmm.

772
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,297
-Chuckles worth.
-[Tiddles barks]

773
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,548
-[groans]
-Crunch.

774
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,925
-Here.
-[Bleacher] Wonka.

775
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,384
-[Tiddles growls]
-[Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher!

776
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,762
-Toilet's blocked again.
-[groans]

777
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:34,888
Oh, wow.

778
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,848
The unmistakable sound of love.

779
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,517
You what?

780
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,894
Don't tell me you hadn't noticed.

781
00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,103
What?

782
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,688
She's madly in love with you.

783
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,524
Mrs. Scrubitt?

784
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:46,816
[Willy] Besotted.

785
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,568
And why not? Look at you.

786
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,695
Fine figure of a man.

787
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,572
You just need to tidy
yourself up a little bit.

788
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:53,782
Get some new clothes.

789
00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:55,492
Have a bath.

790
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,160
A bath?

791
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,162
You do know what they say, right?

792
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,831
What do they say?

793
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,667
She'll be thankful for an ankle.

794
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:04,751
Yes.

795
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,294
-And pleased to see your knees.
-Right.

796
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,797
-But if you wanna make her sigh...
-Tell me.

797
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,924
Show her some thigh.

798
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:12,717
[chuckling]

799
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:13,802
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher!

800
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,679
-It's overflowing now.
-[water flowing]

801
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,430
-Get in there. Back to work.
-All right.

802
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,765
[Mrs. Scrubitt] It's up to me ankles!

803
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,308
-[Tiddles barks]
-Time-waster.

804
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:21,977
-[door closes]
-Bleacher!

805
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,271
Curse that idle peasant.

806
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,279
[tense music builds]

807
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,990
-What you got there?
-[gasps]

808
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,241
Nothing.

809
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:39,286
Do you like that coop, Noodle?

810
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:40,829
All right.

811
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,790
I was collecting laundry
from Professor Monocle the other day.

812
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,083
Yeah.

813
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,043
He's writing a book about
the Bavarian Royal Family.

814
00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:48,128
Boring.

815
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,338
He's got sketches of noblemen
all over his wall.

816
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,464
So?

817
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,341
This one looked rather familiar.

818
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,303
Oh.

819
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,555
Blow me. That looks exactly like...

820
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,098
Mr. Bleacher.

821
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:04,269
Are you telling me Bleacher
is a Bavarian aristocrat?

822
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,186
-Uh-huh.
-[scoffs]

823
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,397
Go and get my gin.

824
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,899
[whimsical music playing]

825
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,610
[singing] First, you pick up the apparel

826
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,612
Then you stick it in a barrel

827
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:14,779
Scrub, scrub

828
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,409
Then you put it through the mangle

829
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,453
[straining] Making sure
You don't get strangled

830
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,246
-Scrub, scrub
-[yelps]

831
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,165
<i>Whoa!</i>

832
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,875
Oh, Tiddles, here's your chance

833
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,960
-[woofs]
-To chew my mailman pants!

834
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,420
[barks rhythmically]

835
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,005
[panting]

836
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,758
Something must be going on

837
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,551
'Cause we never change our song

838
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:37,927
Scrub, scrub

839
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:41,056
Oh, so you finally managed
to drag your lazy...

840
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,808
[romantic music plays]

841
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,854
Have you done something with your hair?

842
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:49,773
Maybe.

843
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,232
Maybe not.

844
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,984
[leather squeaking]

845
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,196
Where'd you get them dungarees?

846
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,947
-[door opens]
-[Bleacher] Lost property.

847
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,407
Why?

848
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,660
Do they suit me?

849
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,578
-[leather squeaking]
-Yeah.

850
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,455
Not bad, I suppose.

851
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,459
What're you doing
all the way over there?

852
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,628
-[fire crackling]
-Keeping my knees warm.

853
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,381
Well, why don't you come over here
and have a glass o' gin?

854
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:18,718
Why don't you come over here,
where it's all hot?

855
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,762
[screams] Whoa!

856
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,764
[exclaims] Oh!

857
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,766
-Oh, my Lord.
-[both chuckle]

858
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,017
[whimsical music resumes]

859
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,352
[Willy] Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you

860
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,521
a brand-new contraption of my creation,

861
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,606
an innovation in laundrification.

862
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:32,691
[singing] Scrub, scrub

863
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:33,817
Let me ask you a question,

864
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,485
how does Tiddles
wanna spend all his time?

865
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,778
-Chasing after mailmen.
-[Tiddles barks]

866
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:39,364
And what do I have to do all day,
fellow scrubbers, please?

867
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,573
Scrub, scrub

868
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,367
But now, with Willy Wonka's
Wild and Wonderful

869
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,576
Wishy-washy Wonka Walker,

870
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,953
please don't make me say that again,

871
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,746
Tiddles gets to run and I can have fun.

872
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,039
Scrub, scrub

873
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,916
Just popping out for a bit.

874
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,001
I'll be back before roll call.

875
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,838
Until then, Tiddles has agreed to...

876
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,215
-Scrub, scrub
-[whimsical music continues]

877
00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:00,385
So, tell me all about Bavaria.

878
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,220
-Where?
-Where you're from.

879
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:04,639
-Oh, yes. It's very...
-[bell dings]

880
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,891
-...Bavarian.
-[Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, whoo.

881
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:07,976
[music ends]

882
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:13,815
All clear.

883
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:14,899
-Really?
-Yeah.

884
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,527
We did it! Well done, Noodle.

885
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,903
I can't believe it worked.

886
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,114
Wait till you see how much
chocolate I made last night.

887
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,991
We sell this, and we're gonna be...

888
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,243
Oh, no.

889
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,036
What's going on, Willy?

890
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,204
Not again.

891
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,581
Where are the chocolates?

892
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,124
I don't know
how to tell you this, Noodle, but...

893
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,251
They've been stolen.

894
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:34,961
-Stolen?
-Mmm-hmm.

895
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,087
Who by?

896
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,631
The Little Orange Man.

897
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,049
What?

898
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,260
The Little Orange Man.
I didn't tell you about him?

899
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,137
No, ya didn't.

900
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,347
He's my nemesis. About yea high.

901
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,517
Comes in the dead of the night,
and he steals all my chocolate.

902
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,228
Been happening every few weeks
for the past three, four years now.

903
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,313
Really?

904
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,522
Sometimes I spy him

905
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,983
in that strange realm
'twixt sleep and wake,

906
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,526
green hair glinting in the moonlight.

907
00:37:58,985 --> 00:37:59,944
Green hair?

908
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,362
One day I shall catch him, Noodle.

909
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:02,447
-Willy.
-When I do...

910
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,573
-Willy!
-Hmm?

911
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,326
You don't seriously expect me
to believe this, do you?

912
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,536
Of course I do.
What other explanation is there?

913
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,621
I don't know,

914
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,289
-that you go to sleep...
-Mmm-hmm.

915
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,540
...dream 'bout Little Green Man...

916
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,708
Orange man, green hair. Yeah.

917
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,918
...and while you're dreaming,

918
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,753
stuff your face with chocolate!

919
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,046
Stuff my...

920
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,173
That makes a lot more sense.

921
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,299
Why'd I ever think this would work?

922
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:22,550
[Willy] I've been eating
all my own chocolate?

923
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,968
-Stupid Silver Linings.
- I don't think I have been.

924
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,053
Hey!

925
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,805
There's nothing stupid
about my chocolate.

926
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,892
[sighs] If Mrs. Scrubitt had spotted us,
I'd be in the coop right now.

927
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,310
Look, I'm sorry, okay?

928
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,187
But we can make more chocolate.

929
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,855
Only problem is I'm all out of milk.

930
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,358
Well, that's not a problem.

931
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,610
[sighs] Milk.

932
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:43,196
A, that is stealing.

933
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,364
And C,

934
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:46,282
Willy Wonka does not use
any old cow's milk.

935
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,994
For this particular creation,
I require the milk of a giraffe.

936
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,205
Okay... fine.

937
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,915
As a matter of fact,
there's one at the zoo.

938
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,250
Bingala!

939
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,418
But, A, the zoo is not that way.

940
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:58,503
Great.

941
00:38:58,586 --> 00:38:59,796
And, B,

942
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:03,091
they're not gonna let you just
walk in there and milk it.

943
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:06,803
Mmm. That, my dear Noodle,
is why we're very lucky

944
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,472
the Little Orange Man didn't find this.

945
00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:15,144
What is it?

946
00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,521
[Noodle] From Zoo Management.

947
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,190
In recognition of your years of service.

948
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,526
But I've only been here a year.

949
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:26,114
Which is why there's only one chocolate.

950
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:28,283
Huh.

951
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,826
Well, thank you very much.

952
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,661
[Noodle] You're welcome. Good night!

953
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,581
[whispers] Hey, well done, Noodle.

954
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,666
So, what is it really?

955
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,459
It's called A Big Night Out.

956
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,587
A single chocolate that perfectly
mimics a night on the town.

957
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:41,671
[guard] Mmm.

958
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:44,173
The outer layer, a champagne truffle.

959
00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:45,341
[guard] That's lovely.

960
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,968
[Willy] The next is white wine.

961
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,011
[guard] Mmm. [grunts]

962
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:49,178
[Willy] Followed by red.

963
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,014
[guard] Now we are talking!

964
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,640
[Willy] That's when the singing
and dancing starts.

965
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,768
[guard singing]
We're gonna have a party tonight!

966
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,270
It's when he hits
the layer o' whiskey fudge,

967
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,605
he'll get emotional.

968
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,232
[guard sobbing] She was
the only woman I ever loved!

969
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,318
He might do something reckless.

970
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,652
[guard] I'll give her a call.

971
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,821
What harm could it do? [clears throat]

972
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,365
Hello, Gwennie? It's Basil.

973
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:11,701
I just wanted to say,
I've always loved you.

974
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,870
I love you so much. What?

975
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,789
It's Basil Bond.
We sat together in chemistry at school.

976
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:17,916
No, no, don't hang up!

977
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:21,502
Finally, some old port
from the back of the cupboard, and...

978
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,588
[guard groans, snores]

979
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,089
[Willy] Hmm.

980
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,716
[smacks lips] Let's go.

981
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,384
Noodle, let's go.

982
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,595
-[dreamy music playing]
-[flamingo honks]

983
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,055
Why don't they fly away?

984
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,348
I don't know.

985
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,266
Perhaps they haven't thought of it.

986
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,644
-You're kidding.
-No, I'm serious.

987
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:40,939
That's the thing about flamingos.
They need someone to show 'em the way.

988
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,023
[Noodle] Huh.

989
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:46,402
[animal moans]

990
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,654
[softly] Giraffe.

991
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:51,491
Giraffe. Giraffe.

992
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:54,786
Ah! Giraffe.

993
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,748
-[growling]
-[screams]

994
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:00,583
[door bangs]

995
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,460
You have got to learn how to read.

996
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:03,753
Why?

997
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:05,630
You were nearly eaten by a tiger.

998
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,090
"Nearly" is the key word there, Noodle.

999
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:08,716
I've nearly been eaten
by a lot of things,

1000
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,593
and none of them got more than a nibble.

1001
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,345
[groans]

1002
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,763
Giraffe.

1003
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,306
Okay, I'll learn how to read.

1004
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,768
-[mysterious music plays]
-[door creaks]

1005
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,033
[gasps]

1006
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,663
Good evening, Miss, um...

1007
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,832
-Abigail.
-Abigail.

1008
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:41,916
[Abigail snorts]

1009
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,543
<i>Whoa! Easy, now.</i>

1010
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,003
I brought acacia mints.

1011
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,381
-[sniffing]
-[gentle music playing]

1012
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:52,719
Oh.

1013
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:56,055
Giraffes are just crazy
about my acacia mints.

1014
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,432
Love 'em more than anything else.

1015
00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,642
Except being scratched
under the chin, you see?

1016
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,562
[snuffling]

1017
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:03,771
You wanna give it a go, Noodle?

1018
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,064
Me?

1019
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:06,983
Yeah. Why not?

1020
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,527
Okay.

1021
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,240
[both chuckling]

1022
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:15,992
-Ugh!
-[Willy] Oh!

1023
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,411
[chuckles] Think she likes you.

1024
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,289
Miss Abigail,

1025
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:24,333
if my colleague here
gives you a good scratch,

1026
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:27,336
do you think you could possibly
spare us a pint or two of your milk?

1027
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,303
So, have you done this before?

1028
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,513
-Once. In Africa.
-[milk squirting]

1029
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,515
Magnificent beast.

1030
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,601
-Was she wild?
-Wild?

1031
00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,603
She was absolutely furious.

1032
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,272
You sure can be silly, Willy.

1033
00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,524
I suppose that's true-dle, Noodle.

1034
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:49,776
True-dle?

1035
00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:51,486
That doesn't work, does it?

1036
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,654
Nothing rhymes with Noodle.

1037
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,698
Where'd you get that name, anyway?

1038
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,241
Doesn't matter.

1039
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,118
No, go on.

1040
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:02,997
This.

1041
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,126
It's all I have of my real parents. See?

1042
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:11,089
"N" for Noodle. Or Nora, or Nina,

1043
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,508
or nothing at all.

1044
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,468
Can't you trace the owner?

1045
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,886
You don't think I've tried?

1046
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,097
When I was a Kid,

1047
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,682
I always hoped that I'd find my parents.

1048
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:26,521
And they'd live in this beautiful
old building full of books.

1049
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:30,942
My mom, she'd be waiting there
for me at the door,

1050
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,360
and I'd run into her arms.

1051
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,363
She'd give me this big hug
like she'd never let me go.

1052
00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:38,282
[gentle music continues]

1053
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,660
But then I realized
it was just a stupid dream.

1054
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,412
[tuts]

1055
00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:44,831
There's nothing stupid about that.

1056
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,290
Isn't there?

1057
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,752
I know things
haven't been easy for you, Noodle.

1058
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,045
But they're gonna get better.

1059
00:43:51,504 --> 00:43:54,006
I'm not gonna let you rot
in that Wash House forever.

1060
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:55,758
You promise?

1061
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:57,593
I can do better than that.

1062
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,346
I pinkie promise.

1063
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:02,265
And that's the most solemn vow there is.

1064
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,183
[chuckles softly]

1065
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,644
Get scratchin'.

1066
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:10,648
We don't have long
until that guard comes to-dle, Noodle.

1067
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,818
-To-dle!
-It's not even a word!

1068
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:15,528
Oh.

1069
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,155
I'm gonna keep working on it.

1070
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:18,406
[chuckles]

1071
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,743
-[singing] For a moment
-[gentle music continues]

1072
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:27,206
<i>Life doesn't seem quite so bad</i>

1073
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,460
For a moment

1074
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:36,841
I kinda forgot to be sad

1075
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,843
[chuckles]

1076
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:42,805
He turns night to day

1077
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:48,394
But don't get carried away

1078
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,272
Never let down your guard

1079
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:55,318
Let them into your heart for a moment

1080
00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:00,406
Not for a moment

1081
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,450
[Willy] I got it, Noodle!
Listen to this.

1082
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:08,414
Noodle, Noodle, apple strudel

1083
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,291
Some people don't

1084
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,835
And some people doodle

1085
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:17,924
Snakes, flamingos, bears and poodles

1086
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:22,553
Singing this song
Will improve your moodle

1087
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,348
-[laughing]
-Noodle-dee-dee

1088
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,599
Noodle-dee-dum

1089
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,808
[Noodle] Willy! [chuckles]

1090
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,769
-We're having oodles
-[laughing]

1091
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,521
And oodles of fun

1092
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,440
[both] Thanks, Abigail!

1093
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:37,401
-For a moment
-Noodle, Noodle, apple strudel

1094
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,820
My life has turned upside down

1095
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:43,366
Some people don't
And some people doodle

1096
00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:46,786
-For a moment
-Snakes, flamingos

1097
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,454
-Bears and poodles
-1 can't keep my feet

1098
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:49,622
On the ground

1099
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,417
Singing this song
Will improve your moodle

1100
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:56,671
-He's the one good thing
-Noodle-dee-dee

1101
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,464
Noodle-dee-dum

1102
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:01,342
-That's ever happened to me
-We're having oodles

1103
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,803
And oodles of fun

1104
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:05,888
[instrumental interlude]

1105
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,760
Chief,

1106
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:47,054
you know that fella
you wanted a word with?

1107
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,894
[gentle music continues]

1108
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,771
For a moment

1109
00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,985
<i>Life doesn't seem quite so bad</i>

1110
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:05,323
And for a moment

1111
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:11,329
- I kinda forgot to be sad
-[music fades out]

1112
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,414
-[siren ringing]
-[vehicle approaching]

1113
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,208
[Chief] Mr. Wonkal

1114
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,835
A word in private, if I may.

1115
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:19,962
Certainly, Officer.

1116
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,964
-Be on your way, Affable.
-Are you sure, sir?

1117
00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:24,633
Oh, yeah.
This is between me and Mr. Wonka.

1118
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:25,718
You better get outta here, Noodle.

1119
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,303
-But Willy--
-Don't worry about me.

1120
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:28,929
I've talked my way out
of tighter spots than this.

1121
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,014
I'll meet you back at the cart.

1122
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,559
Now, Officer, if this is about Abigail--

1123
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,144
I got a message for you, pal.

1124
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,228
Whoa! No.

1125
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:37,438
[muffled screaming]

1126
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:40,483
Do not sell chocolate in this town!

1127
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,110
-[gasping]
-You got it?

1128
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,155
Not really, I'm afraid.

1129
00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:48,407
Oh, so you got a mouth
on you, huh, Candy Man?

1130
00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:49,867
I said...

1131
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:53,162
-[muffled whimpering]
-Don't sell chocolate!

1132
00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,455
[gasps]

1133
00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:55,581
You hear me that time?

1134
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,666
I have water in my ears.

1135
00:47:58,626 --> 00:47:59,710
Oh.

1136
00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:01,712
Yeah, that... You've...

1137
00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:03,255
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah.

1138
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:05,966
Listen, I'm sorry.

1139
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,802
I'm all outta whack.

1140
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,596
Truth is, I don't wanna be doin' this.

1141
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:12,348
I don't want you to be doing this.

1142
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,058
But I still gotta give ya a message.

1143
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,268
Sell chocolate in this town again,

1144
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,354
you're gonna get more
than a bonk on the head.

1145
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,272
I don't have a bonk on the head.

1146
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,274
[gasps, sighs]

1147
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:24,235
What is with me today? I...

1148
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:25,820
Can you give me just a second?

1149
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:26,904
Sure.

1150
00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:29,698
[Mrs. Scrubitt laughing flirtily]

1151
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:31,409
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Lord Bleachowitz.

1152
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:32,660
Mrs. Scrubitt.

1153
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:36,872
Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings
in a couple of bowls of custard.

1154
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:37,832
Oh! [chuckles]

1155
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,458
You really do have a way
with words. [laughing]

1156
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:41,502
[Willy grunts] See you downstairs.

1157
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,379
Geronimo!

1158
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,339
Ah, Mr. Wonka.

1159
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,133
-Good of you to join us.
-[sighs]

1160
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,718
-[pants] Not late, am I?
-Well, no.

1161
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,345
Cutting it a bit fine, but--

1162
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:52,805
-Has Tiddles been pulling his weight?
-[Tiddles barks]

1163
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:55,141
As a matter of fact,
Tiddles has been a very good boy,

1164
00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,268
-and productivity is up 30%.
-[barks]

1165
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,811
We took the afternoon off.

1166
00:48:58,894 --> 00:48:59,979
[Abacus] But that's not the point.

1167
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,355
This is the point.

1168
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,690
-Not now, Larry.
-Sorry.

1169
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,774
[Abacus] The point is...

1170
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:05,484
Where have you been?

1171
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,695
And why do you smell of giraffe?

1172
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,906
-Guess I owe you guys an explanation.
-[Lottie] Mmm.

1173
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,367
The truth is, I'm a chocolate maker.

1174
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,954
Not just any chocolate.
The best in the world.

1175
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:20,916
Ah, well, Noodle's flattering me,
but she's right. They're exquisite.

1176
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,044
Plan is to sell chocolate
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt.

1177
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,213
At least that was the plan, until--

1178
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,423
Oh, let me guess.

1179
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,593
You had a little run-in
with the Chief of Police?

1180
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,136
How do you know that?

1181
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:36,807
Because I was Slugworth's accountant.
For a week, at least.

1182
00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:38,934
His regular bookkeeper was off sick.

1183
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:39,935
Station, please.

1184
00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:43,230
[Abacus] And I was called halfway
across the country to take his place.

1185
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,149
Good evening, Mr. Slugworth.

1186
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,818
I just need your signature on...

1187
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:49,945
Seemed a straightforward job.

1188
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:51,113
Oh.

1189
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:55,451
Until I realized
there were two sets of books.

1190
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,536
One for the authorities,

1191
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,164
and one which told the truth.

1192
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:06,879
Slugworth, Fickelgruber and Prodnose
have been in cahoots for years.

1193
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,632
A sort of chocolate cartel, if you will.

1194
00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:11,842
They've been watering down
their chocolate

1195
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:16,472
and storing the excess in a secret vault
deep beneath the cathedral,

1196
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:19,266
guarded round the clock
by a corrupt cleric

1197
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,311
and 500 chocoholic monks.

1198
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,273
The only way in is down
a secret elevator,

1199
00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:28,943
and past the Mistress of the Keys.

1200
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:29,902
[elevator dings]

1201
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,946
-A subterranean sentinel...
-[grunting]

1202
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,114
...who hasn't seen sunlight in years.

1203
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:35,241
[Mistress of the Keys] Good evening.

1204
00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:37,952
[Abacus] There's thousands
of gallons of chocolate down there,

1205
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:41,914
and the Cartel use it
to bribe, blackmail

1206
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:44,083
and bludgeon the competition.

1207
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,293
[Slugworth] I do not care that
they were school children,

1208
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:47,378
-they were in our way.
-[gasps]

1209
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,921
Next time, put your foot down.

1210
00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:50,005
Miss Bon-Bon?

1211
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,257
[Miss Bon-Bon]
Good morning, Mr. Slugworth.

1212
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:54,677
From now on, I'll be keeping
the ledger in the vault.

1213
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,803
[Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir.

1214
00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:58,514
Oh, and Mr. Crunch?

1215
00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:01,225
Yes?

1216
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,643
You're fired.

1217
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:05,813
Very good, sir.

1218
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:08,899
[Abacus] I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka,

1219
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,528
but they've got you
right where they want you.

1220
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,322
You can't get a shop
without selling chocolate,

1221
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:19,118
and you can't sell chocolate
without a shop.

1222
00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,745
-[dog barking]
-[wind whistling]

1223
00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,289
[Willy, softly] Hey, Noodle!

1224
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:24,873
Noodle! Psst!

1225
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:25,958
[switch clicks]

1226
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,585
[Noodle] What is it, Willy?

1227
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:28,669
Watch out.

1228
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,045
<i>Whoa!</i>

1229
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,635
What's this for?

1230
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,180
Your wages. A lifetime supply, remember?

1231
00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:43,100
-You didn't have to do that.
-Of course I did.

1232
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:44,810
I gave you my word.

1233
00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:47,688
Well, thanks.

1234
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,316
-I've got something for you too.
-For me?

1235
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,615
What's this?

1236
00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,783
-Glass half full?
-Other way up.

1237
00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:01,577
[Willy] Glass half empty.

1238
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,038
It's an "A." Your first letter.

1239
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,416
-I'm teaching you to read.
-Oh, Noodle.

1240
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,085
Well, I can't have
my business partner eaten by a tiger.

1241
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,421
Or nearly eaten.

1242
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:13,672
So we're still partners?

1243
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:16,467
Sure, but I don't know
how we're gonna sell any chocolate.

1244
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:19,470
Every time the police show up,
you'd have to vanish into thin air.

1245
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,138
Like a magician.

1246
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,640
[gasps] Right!

1247
00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,141
Yeah, but it's one thing
when you're onstage.

1248
00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:27,394
You have ropes and pulleys
and trapdoors.

1249
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,854
There's none of those on the street.

1250
00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:30,856
[Piper] As a matter of fact, there are.

1251
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,983
There are trapdoors all over the city.

1252
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,818
They're called storm drains.

1253
00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:37,529
I'd be happy to show you around
if you cut me in on the action.

1254
00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:38,489
[switch clicks]

1255
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,824
If you're recruiting,
I'd do anything to get out of here

1256
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,242
and make up with my wife.

1257
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,995
I don't have
any practical skills, but...

1258
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,623
[gurgling] I can talk
like I'm underwater.

1259
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:49,917
And if you need someone
to handle communications,

1260
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:51,585
I'm your woman.

1261
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:52,795
Lottie?

1262
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:55,089
What? Why you all staring at me?

1263
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,466
I did not know she could speak.

1264
00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:58,967
I thought you were a mime.

1265
00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:02,471
No, I actually used to work
at the telephone exchange.

1266
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,848
But back then,
I was quite the chatterbox. [chuckles]

1267
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,934
But since I came here,

1268
00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:10,354
- I haven't had much to chat about.
-[switch clicks]

1269
00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:13,857
[Abacus] Far be it from me
to pour cold water on all your fun,

1270
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,318
but if Mrs. Scrubitt
catches you trying to escape,

1271
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,113
you'll all get six months in the coop.

1272
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,531
So just think about that

1273
00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:23,701
before getting involved
in this harebrained scheme.

1274
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:26,120
But it's not harebrained, Abacus.

1275
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:29,373
Willy's chocolates
are incredible. Try one.

1276
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:31,417
[Abacus] That's very
kind of you, Noodle.

1277
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,961
I don't care how good
his chocolates are.

1278
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:36,880
When do we start?

1279
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,384
[bell dinging melodically]

1280
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,432
[pleasant music playing]

1281
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,645
[man] I guess what I'm trying to say,
Barbara, is, um, will you marry me?

1282
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,314
Oh... [sighs] I dunno, Colin.

1283
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,941
You're a lovely man,
but I'm looking for someone

1284
00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:59,778
to sweep me off my feet. You know,
whisk me off to a life of adventure.

1285
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,613
Could that be you?

1286
00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:04,241
-No.
-Oh.

1287
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:06,827
Not with my chronic
lack of self-confidence.

1288
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:09,538
-Uh, I best be off.
-Oh, but Colin--

1289
00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:11,331
Sorry to have wasted your time, Barbara.

1290
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:13,208
Uh, taxi!

1291
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:16,086
[sighs heavily]

1292
00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,338
[suspenseful music playing]

1293
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,924
[waiter] Uh, monsieur, can I help you?

1294
00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:22,134
Oh, waiter.

1295
00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:24,887
Do you have anything for a broken heart?

1296
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:28,098
[singing] So the taxis never stop

1297
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,933
The girls think you're a flop

1298
00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:32,019
You're wet and cold
You're getting old

1299
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,395
Your confidence is shot

1300
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:34,480
It's true.

1301
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:36,440
When people look at you

1302
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,358
They seem to look straight through

1303
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,486
Or like you're something
Brown they found

1304
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:42,821
Upon the bottom of their shoe

1305
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:44,198
Have you been following me?

1306
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:48,035
But this should lift the gloom
My Giraffe Milk Macaroon

1307
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,412
Just take a chance
And you'll be dancing

1308
00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,080
To a different tune

1309
00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:56,084
Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all

1310
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,669
Just eat a few of these

1311
00:54:57,753 --> 00:55:00,964
And you'll be feeling ten feet tall

1312
00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:02,049
[music pauses]

1313
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,593
Well there's

1314
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:06,053
-Chocolate
-[cheerful music plays]

1315
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,387
And there's chocolate

1316
00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,808
Only Wonka's makes
Your confidence skyrocke-let

1317
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,100
He doesn't even work here.

1318
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:13,185
Put your hand

1319
00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:14,436
-Into your pocke-let
-[excited chatter]

1320
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,063
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

1321
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,440
Madam, just one kiss

1322
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:19,942
Yes, please!

1323
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,527
-You've never had chocolate
-[wolf-whistles]

1324
00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:23,153
-Like this
-[whistle blowing]

1325
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:27,574
[crowd] No, we've never
Had chocolate like this

1326
00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,245
[cheerful music continues]

1327
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:32,621
[grunts]

1328
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,584
-Have you tried his new one?
-No

1329
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,503
Oh, you've got to have a go

1330
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:43,549
Just pop one in and everything
Becomes a Broadway show

1331
00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:44,675
[lights buzz]

1332
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:46,426
The news that makes you gasp

1333
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:48,095
The jokes that make you laugh

1334
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,013
All that you say and do all day

1335
00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:51,557
Will be choreographed

1336
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:54,852
Lost your hair, can't think where

1337
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,603
Feeling fairly bare up there

1338
00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,397
Don't despair, I come prepared

1339
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,274
Behold my Hair Repair Eclair

1340
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,652
It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila

1341
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:05,195
Take heed, eat more than three

1342
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,406
And you'll end up like a gorilla

1343
00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:09,157
[meows]

1344
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,243
Well there's chocolate

1345
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,578
And there's chocolate

1346
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:13,662
[meows]

1347
00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,998
Only Wonka's makes you
Rock around the clock-elet

1348
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:17,082
[tram bell dings]

1349
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,086
Put your hand into your pocke-let

1350
00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:22,880
-Get yourself
-Oh, put a sock in it

1351
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:26,049
-Make sure they're all frisked
-[passengers gasp]

1352
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:29,094
Have you ever had chocolate like this?

1353
00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:33,891
I've never had chocolate like this

1354
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:35,642
[crowd] Put your hands
Into your pocke-let

1355
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,352
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

1356
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:39,271
Put your hands into your pocke-let

1357
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,023
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

1358
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,816
Put your hands into your pocke-let

1359
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,651
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

1360
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:46,486
Put your hands into your pocke-let

1361
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,863
Get yourself some choc

1362
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,573
-Well, there's literate
-[music softens]

1363
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:50,657
And illiterate

1364
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,410
Can you tell me what this word is?

1365
00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:54,536
Not a bit of it

1366
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:55,662
[sighs]

1367
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,789
Well that's a vowel
And that's a consonant

1368
00:56:57,873 --> 00:56:59,833
What's that now?
You're talking noose-nence

1369
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:03,337
I should call it quits

1370
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,506
But you've never
Sold chocolate like this

1371
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:07,633
[chuckles]

1372
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,468
Well there's chocolate

1373
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:10,385
I understand that, yeah.

1374
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:11,303
And there's chocolate

1375
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:12,220
Totally true.

1376
00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:15,182
Only Wonka drives a hole
Right through our prof i-lets

1377
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,600
[Chief] Yes, but what
I'm trying to tell you is that--

1378
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,352
If we don't get on top of this

1379
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,312
-We'll go bust
-Choc-apocalypse!

1380
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,522
We'll cease to exist

1381
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:23,649
But, fellas...

1382
00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:26,777
You've never had chocolate like this

1383
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,906
No, we've never had chocolate like this

1384
00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:33,867
-Well there's chocolate
-Well there's chocolate

1385
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,036
-And there's chocolate
-And there's chocolate

1386
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:39,414
Only mine will find you
Buying wedding frocke-lets

1387
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:40,582
[church bell tolls]

1388
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,250
We have just tied the knot

1389
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:44,628
And it's all because
Of Wonka's chocolate

1390
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:48,006
[crowd] Off to a life of bliss

1391
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:51,259
You've never had chocolate like this

1392
00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:53,053
No, we've never had

1393
00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:54,972
Chocolate like this

1394
00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,725
Have you ever had chocolate like this?

1395
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:02,604
No, we've never had chocolate

1396
00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:06,566
No, we've never had chocolate like this

1397
00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:08,110
[both wolf-whistle]

1398
00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:09,611
[siren ringing]

1399
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,363
[crowd vocalizing final note]

1400
00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:12,489
[whistle blowing]

1401
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:15,492
[music ends]

1402
00:58:16,284 --> 00:58:17,411
[Chief] All right, where is he?

1403
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:19,579
-Where'd he go?
-[crowd murmuring]

1404
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,914
[Chief sighs]

1405
00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:26,503
[grunts]

1406
00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:28,714
[grunts]

1407
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,842
So that's how you're doin' it.

1408
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,344
Affable,

1409
00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:37,764
I want a man on every
storm drain in the city.

1410
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,141
Are you sure, sir?

1411
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:41,476
Shouldn't we be focusing on
all those unsolved murders?

1412
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,478
No, no, no, no, this is the priority.

1413
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,646
Okay... [grunts]

1414
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:49,067
-[exhales sharply, grunts]
-[bones cracking]

1415
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,944
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna need your help up.

1416
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,195
Yep, there we go. [grunts]

1417
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,781
Pretty sure I've gained about 150 pounds
in the last two weeks.

1418
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:05,876
-[anchor whizzes]
-[stealthy music playing]

1419
00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,471
[soft creaking]

1420
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,232
[male voice] Ooh!

1421
00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:34,613
[grunts]

1422
00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:42,537
-[Willy grunts]
-[bed creaking]

1423
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:45,082
[grunts softly]

1424
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,460
[music building]

1425
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:51,797
[chuckles]

1426
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:53,173
-[click]
-[gasps]

1427
00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,801
[screaming]

1428
00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:00,055
[grunting]

1429
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,139
Gotchal!

1430
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:02,891
What the devil?

1431
01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:04,309
Let me out of here.

1432
01:00:04,392 --> 01:00:05,811
I demand to be released.

1433
01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:07,813
Incredible. It can speak.

1434
01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:09,147
Well, of course I can speak.

1435
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:10,941
Now let me out of here,
or I shall shriek.

1436
01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:12,818
-Wow.
-Let me out!

1437
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:15,195
Not until I take a good look at you.

1438
01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,073
-[scoffs]
-Wow.

1439
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:19,157
Good evening.

1440
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,993
So you're the funny little man
who's been following me.

1441
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,246
"Funny little man"? How dare you.

1442
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:25,914
I will have you know that I am

1443
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,333
a perfectly respectable size
for an Oompa Loompa.

1444
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:29,292
[glass clinks]

1445
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:30,335
An Oompa-what-now?

1446
01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:33,964
In fact, in Loompaland,
I am regarded as something of a whopper.

1447
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:35,757
-They call me Lofty.
-[chuckles]

1448
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:37,759
So, I will thank you
to stop gawping at me

1449
01:00:37,843 --> 01:00:40,137
as though I was something unpleasant
you'd found in your handkerchief.

1450
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:43,765
I find it uncomfortable
and, frankly, rude.

1451
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:45,433
Um... [smacks lips]

1452
01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:46,893
-Sorry.
-Now let me out of here.

1453
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,728
You have absolutely no right

1454
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,022
to go around
embottling innocent strangers.

1455
01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,107
Innocent?

1456
01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:54,860
Hold on, you've been
stealing from me. For years.

1457
01:00:54,943 --> 01:00:56,486
Well, you started it.

1458
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:57,571
Me?

1459
01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,197
You stole our cocoa beans.

1460
01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:01,366
What are you talking about?

1461
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:05,579
Do you mean
that you don't even remember?

1462
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:06,913
Remember what?

1463
01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:08,707
The day you... [sniffles]

1464
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,210
Destroyed my life. [fake sobs]

1465
01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:14,337
No, I don't remember that.

1466
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:15,797
Well then, young man.

1467
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:17,632
Allow me to refresh your memory

1468
01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:20,719
in the form of a song
so ruinously catchy

1469
01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:22,762
that it may never leave your mind.

1470
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:23,847
[plays lilting tune]

1471
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:25,348
Oh, I don't think I wanna hear that.

1472
01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:26,558
-Too late.
-[upbeat music playing]

1473
01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:27,976
I've started dancing now.

1474
01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:29,895
Once we've started,
we can't stop, you see.

1475
01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:35,525
[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-doo

1476
01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,862
I've got a tragic tale for you

1477
01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:42,240
Oompa Loompa doompety-dee

1478
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:45,368
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

1479
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,453
[horn toots]

1480
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:48,955
Dear Loompaland
Is both luscious and green

1481
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:52,083
But not conducive to growing the bean

1482
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:55,754
My job was guarding what little we'd got

1483
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,088
You came along

1484
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:59,382
And pinched the lot

1485
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,009
[Willy] Hey, why didn't you
say something?

1486
01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:02,427
[Oompa Loompal]
Well, perhaps I drifted off.

1487
01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:03,511
[snoring]

1488
01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:05,972
Oompa Loompa doompety-day

1489
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:09,309
When I awoke, they sent me away

1490
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:12,395
I'm disgraced, cast out in the cold

1491
01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:17,108
Till I've paid my friends back
A thousandfold

1492
01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,569
[Willy] A thousandfold?
You gotta be kidding me!

1493
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:20,820
[Oompa Loompa] I repeat...

1494
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:23,698
-A thousandfold
-[music stops]

1495
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,576
Hah. Wow.

1496
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,828
Um... [smacks lips] Mr. Loompa,

1497
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,580
if you really think
that's a reasonable penalty

1498
01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:32,040
for taking three beans...

1499
01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:32,999
Four beans.

1500
01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,376
...four beans,

1501
01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,336
then I'm sure we can come
to some sort of understanding.

1502
01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:38,421
But I can't give you my entire supply.

1503
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,340
I got people counting on me.

1504
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,759
Hmm. [inhales]

1505
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:44,970
Very well. I tell you what.

1506
01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:46,554
You let me out of here,

1507
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:49,432
and we can discuss it,
like gentlemen. Hmm?

1508
01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:51,893
All right.

1509
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,063
Ah, thank you.

1510
01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:59,276
Now, would you be so very kind
as to pass me that miniature frying pan?

1511
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:00,735
Hmm. This one?

1512
01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,862
No, no. The heavier one, please.

1513
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:03,947
All right.

1514
01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:05,949
Thank you. Thank you very...

1515
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,034
Ooh, I say,
that is quite a beast, isn't it?

1516
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:09,035
Now, come a little closer.

1517
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,954
That's it, closer, closer, closer.

1518
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,080
-Come on, cozy on up.
-[chuckles] Okay.

1519
01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,332
-There we are.
-[chuckles] What?

1520
01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:15,625
-Ow!
-[upbeat music resumes]

1521
01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:16,710
[grunts]

1522
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,337
[Willy] Ow!

1523
01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:21,548
Oompa Loompas do not negotiate.

1524
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:22,716
-Good day, sir.
-[groans]

1525
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,134
But that's my last jar!

1526
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:26,344
I said, good day.

1527
01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:28,054
[music stops]

1528
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:30,181
-[thud]
-[Noodle] He came back?

1529
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,684
[Willy] Yes, Noodle,
but this time I set a trap.

1530
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,144
And he walked right into it.

1531
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:35,937
So, where is he?

1532
01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:38,273
[Willy] Ah, well, we had
a fight, you see. He won.

1533
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,109
Hit me on the head with a frying pan
and jumped out of the window.

1534
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:43,153
Of course he did. [sighs]

1535
01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:45,322
You don't believe me, do you?

1536
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:47,157
Honestly? No.

1537
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,283
No!

1538
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:49,367
No.

1539
01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:51,119
-No.
-Definitely not.

1540
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:55,707
But, as it so happens,
we don't need to sell chocolate today.

1541
01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:56,916
And why is that?

1542
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,711
You know that shop?
The one you've been dreaming of?

1543
01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,797
[keys jingling]

1544
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:04,507
[lock turning]

1545
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,593
[soft music playing]

1546
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:10,847
[door creaking]

1547
01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:17,562
[Abacus] Now,
I know what you're thinking.

1548
01:04:17,645 --> 01:04:20,357
It may need a little work.

1549
01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:21,733
[lights buzz]

1550
01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:23,485
[Piper] Looks like someone
left the water running

1551
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,945
20 years ago
and the ceiling fell through.

1552
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:28,531
And the ceiling above that,
and the ceiling above that.

1553
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,700
[Abacus] But that means
we can afford it.

1554
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,410
For a week, anyway.

1555
01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:34,120
[Lottie] And we'd finally be legitimate.

1556
01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,664
The police wouldn't have any excuse
to keep bothering us.

1557
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:40,126
[Noodle] So, what do you think, Willy?

1558
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:41,669
Do you like it?

1559
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,173
Do I like it?

1560
01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:50,345
Noodle, it's just as I always imagined.

1561
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:53,681
No, scratch that,
it's better than I imagined.

1562
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,016
I mean, look at this place.

1563
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,435
| mean, yeah, it's a wreck,
but... the potential!

1564
01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:58,520
-The bones!
-[laughs]

1565
01:04:58,603 --> 01:04:59,604
You mark my words,

1566
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:02,440
this is gonna be the best chocolate shop
the world has ever seen.

1567
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:03,400
Whoo!

1568
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:05,068
You won't be scrub-scrubbin'
much longer, Noodle.

1569
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,653
-[chuckles]
-We'll all be free.

1570
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,363
As free as flamingos!

1571
01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:09,781
[Noodle chuckles]

1572
01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:11,991
[grunts]

1573
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,874
[suspenseful music playing]

1574
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,211
[Chief] There's six of them
in total, including the little girl.

1575
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:26,047
She seems to be
the brains of the operation.

1576
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:29,175
They're based out of a laundry
called Scrubitt and Bleacher.

1577
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:31,136
[inhales sharply] Scrubitt's?

1578
01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,220
[Chief] That's right.

1579
01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:33,555
Why, you know it?

1580
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,932
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

1581
01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:38,643
[Chief] They just rented a shop.
So, legally, I can't touch them.

1582
01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:42,230
But illegally, I'm happy to do
whatever you guys want.

1583
01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:43,731
You want 'em all
to have a little accident?

1584
01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,066
In which they die?

1585
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,401
Not a problem.

1586
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:48,319
But it's gonna cost you
a lot more chocolate.

1587
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:49,404
It's all right, Chief.

1588
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:52,157
[Chief] And also, I'd, uh,
be grateful for an advance.

1589
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,867
'Cause the last boxes
you gave me... [chuckles]

1590
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:55,452
They're gone.

1591
01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:56,870
All of them?

1592
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,455
I've been eating
these little paper cases

1593
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,039
for the... for the past
three days. [chuckles]

1594
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:02,167
You know, you think they're
gonna give you the same hit.

1595
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,668
[laughs] They don't.

1596
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,462
Oh. [breathing heavily]

1597
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:06,713
[Slugworth] There you go, Chief.

1598
01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:08,965
There's plenty more
where that came from.

1599
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:10,717
You stand down for now.

1600
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,552
We'll give you a call
when the time is right.

1601
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:13,636
[kisses]

1602
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,142
[Slugworth grunts]

1603
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:21,519
-What is it, Arthur?
-The girl.

1604
01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:24,355
[Fickelgruber] You don't really think
it could be her, do you?

1605
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,191
I do.

1606
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:29,486
You always assured us
she wouldn't be a problem.

1607
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,529
He's right. You did assure us.

1608
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:32,614
And she won't be.

1609
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:34,699
Nor will Wonka.

1610
01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,410
I'll see to it, personally.

1611
01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:38,953
[thunder rumbles]

1612
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:41,623
Who is it? What do you want?

1613
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,500
[music builds]

1614
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:45,084
[gasps]

1615
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,462
Mr. Slugworth. [breathes heavily]

1616
01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:48,838
Just a minute, sir.

1617
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:51,466
Good evening.

1618
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,801
-Good evening.
-Who is it, Puffy-wu...

1619
01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:57,472
-[cup shatters]
-Stone me. It's Mr. Slugworth.

1620
01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,641
[breath shudders]
To what do we owe the honor?

1621
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:02,685
You have a guest. A Mr. Wonka?

1622
01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:05,980
He's been sneaking out to sell chocolate
with the help of your serving girl.

1623
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,774
Why, that little brat.

1624
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:08,942
[Slugworth] Well, quite.

1625
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:14,447
I wondered if you might help me
put an end to their... business.

1626
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:16,533
[thunder crashes]

1627
01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:21,538
[sighs]

1628
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,291
[softly] Here we go, Mamma.

1629
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,631
-[magical music playing]
-[people chattering]

1630
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,221
[loudly] Ladies and gentlemen,
greetings to you all,

1631
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:40,807
and welcome to Wonka's.

1632
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:46,521
Tremendous things are in store,
both literally and metaphorically.

1633
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:47,605
What?

1634
01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,399
In there?

1635
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:51,568
Humor me.

1636
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:56,781
[singing] Close your eyes
And count to ten

1637
01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:00,910
Make a wish

1638
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:02,203
Now

1639
01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:04,497
Open them

1640
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:11,170
Here's a store that's like no other

1641
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:15,466
If it were, I wouldn't bother

1642
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:18,428
-[mid-tempo music tempo plays]
-Chocolate bushes

1643
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,305
Chocolate trees

1644
01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:24,225
Chocolate flowers and chocolate bees

1645
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:27,020
-[crowd gasps]
-Chocolate memories

1646
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,940
That a boy once saved

1647
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:36,571
Before they melted away

1648
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:40,491
A world of your own

1649
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:44,370
A place to escape to

1650
01:08:45,997 --> 01:08:49,000
A world of your own

1651
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,337
Where you can be free

1652
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:57,550
Wherever you go

1653
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:02,805
Wherever life takes you

1654
01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:06,684
This is your home

1655
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:10,688
A world of your own

1656
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,482
[excited chatter]

1657
01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:22,784
Here is the child
That you left behind

1658
01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:26,871
Here is the kid
With the curious mind

1659
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:31,709
Here is the wonder we used to feel

1660
01:09:31,793 --> 01:09:34,420
Back when the magic was real

1661
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:38,383
A world of your own

1662
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:42,470
A place to go when you're

1663
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:46,224
Feeling alone

1664
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:51,437
Feeling unsure

1665
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,522
Mmm!

1666
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:57,068
Embrace the unknown

1667
01:09:57,151 --> 01:10:00,947
Enjoy the adventure

1668
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:07,370
Let's go strolling in the clouds

1669
01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:09,706
Grab a handful

1670
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:11,207
It's allowed

1671
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:16,421
Clouds are made of cotton candy

1672
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:20,883
Just keep your umbrella handy

1673
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:24,178
'Cause there's a hard rain gonna fall

1674
01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:26,973
Humbugs, gumdrops

1675
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,434
And aniseed balls

1676
01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:31,853
-[fireworks whistling]
-Fireworks bring

1677
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:36,899
Sugar string to chew

1678
01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,443
[woman squeals, laughs]

1679
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:43,197
All the colors of the rainbow

1680
01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:45,616
And some others too

1681
01:10:46,033 --> 01:10:48,411
A world of our own

1682
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:50,455
[female chorus] A world of our own

1683
01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:54,751
-A place to escape to
-A place to escape to

1684
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:58,963
-A world of our own
-A world of our own

1685
01:10:59,464 --> 01:11:01,174
Where we can be free

1686
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,760
That's where we can be free

1687
01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:05,636
Wherever you go

1688
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,930
Wherever you go

1689
01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:11,100
Wherever life takes you

1690
01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,019
Wherever life takes you

1691
01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:16,981
This is our home

1692
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:20,151
A world of our own

1693
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:25,239
[music ends]

1694
01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:28,326
[Abacus] So, mushrooms,
pears, assorted flowers.

1695
01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:30,828
That comes to 89 sovereigns.

1696
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:33,581
A bargain at twice the price.

1697
01:11:33,664 --> 01:11:37,001
Thank you, sir.
And how would you like your change?

1698
01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:39,045
Spendable or edible?

1699
01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:40,797
Oh, edible, please.

1700
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,381
[register dings]

1701
01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,300
-[Abacus] Enjoy.
-[laughs]

1702
01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:46,344
And, uh, don't forget
to eat your basket.

1703
01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:47,512
-Oh.
-[man 1] No, no, no.

1704
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:48,596
Hold your place in the queue.

1705
01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:51,057
Abacus, that man just
gave us 100 sovereigns.

1706
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,975
-I know, Noodle!
-[both chuckle]

1707
01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:54,519
Who's next?

1708
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:55,603
-[man 2] That'll be me.
-[woman] Me!

1709
01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:56,896
[people arguing]

1710
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:01,400
Uh...

1711
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:02,527
Mr. Wonka?

1712
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:03,736
Yes?

1713
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:06,405
What's going on here?

1714
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:09,158
Oh, my goodness. That's impossible.

1715
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,409
Unless...

1716
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:14,872
Yeti sweat?

1717
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,582
Yeti sweat?

1718
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,626
[Willy] The most powerful
hair potion in the world.

1719
01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:19,961
But I didn't put it in there.

1720
01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,506
Ladies and gentlemen!
Your attention, please!

1721
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,424
There appears
to be a manufacturing error.

1722
01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,176
Nobody eat the flowers!

1723
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,387
Uh, why not?

1724
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:30,805
What's wrong with them?

1725
01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,515
[woman] What's the matter
with this toadstool?

1726
01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:35,059
My daughter took one bite,
and just look at her!

1727
01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:38,229
There's nothing wrong
with the chocolate milk, is there?

1728
01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,480
I'm terribly sorry, everyone,

1729
01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:40,982
and I don't know
how to explain this, but...

1730
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,734
It appears that the chocolates
have been poisoned!

1731
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,069
-Poisoned?
-[crowd gasping]

1732
01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:46,946
-Poisoned?
-He poisoned my child!

1733
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:48,573
I didn't... I didn't poison them.

1734
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:50,324
-I want my money back.
-[tense music playing]

1735
01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:51,576
I want compensation.

1736
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:52,952
I want revenge.

1737
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:55,496
<i>Whoa!</i>

1738
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:57,707
[angry shouting]

1739
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:01,919
No, no! Please!

1740
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,046
[woman 1 screams]

1741
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,886
This is what you get for
mustach-ing my daughter!

1742
01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:14,140
[man] I'll wait for you.

1743
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:15,266
[woman 2] Help!
I have to get away from this place.

1744
01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:17,184
[people screaming]

1745
01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:21,939
And that, I believe,
is the end of Wonka's Chocolate Shop.

1746
01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:25,902
[somber music playing]

1747
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:42,877
I don't understand. What...

1748
01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:46,047
What...

1749
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:48,466
What happened?

1750
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:49,550
[Abacus] Isn't it obvious?

1751
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:52,136
The Chocolate Cartel.

1752
01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:55,056
[Noodle sighs]

1753
01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:57,391
It's okay, Willy. We can rebuild.

1754
01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:58,809
We can start again.

1755
01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:00,311
There's no point, Noodle.

1756
01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:03,147
It didn't work.

1757
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,316
What do you mean?

1758
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,026
She promised she would be here.

1759
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,488
She wasn't.

1760
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,824
-You didn't actually think that--
-[Willy] No, I did.

1761
01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:18,204
Stupid dream.

1762
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,498
[Noodle] Don't say that, Willy.
Please don't ever--

1763
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:21,582
[Abacus] Come on, Noodle.

1764
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,044
I think Mr. Wonka needs to be alone.

1765
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:41,477
[Mamma] Every good thing
in this world started with a dream.

1766
01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:46,899
So you hold on to yours.

1767
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,820
And when you do share
chocolate with the world,

1768
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:55,658
oh, I'll be right there beside ya.

1769
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,247
[Slugworth] Terrible shame,
what happened here.

1770
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:04,917
Take it you're responsible?

1771
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:08,045
[Slugworth] Us? Oh, no.
Well, not personally.

1772
01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:13,342
We may have encouraged Mrs. Scrubitt
to enhance your creations.

1773
01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:15,219
We paid her to poison them.

1774
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:17,179
-Yes, thank you, Gerald.
-You're welcome.

1775
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,808
So why have you come? To gloat?

1776
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:22,351
Oh, no, Mr. Wonka,

1777
01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:23,936
I don't waste my time
with that sort of thing.

1778
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:27,064
We've come to offer you a deal.

1779
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:32,236
This is the precise amount
you owe Mrs. Scrubitt.

1780
01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:35,781
This is for the number cruncher,

1781
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:37,950
the plumber,

1782
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,161
the telephonist,

1783
01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:43,289
the so-called funny-man,

1784
01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:44,999
and this...

1785
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,711
is for the girl.

1786
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,629
Now, we put in a bit extra for her.

1787
01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:53,841
So that she can get a place
to live, clothes, toys...

1788
01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:56,427
books.

1789
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,845
[melancholy music plays]

1790
01:15:57,928 --> 01:15:59,472
Oh, yes, Mr. Wonka.

1791
01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:04,226
You could change her life,
change all their lives.

1792
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,480
And what would I have to do?

1793
01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,398
Leave town.

1794
01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:11,275
Oh, and, um,

1795
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,279
never make chocolate again.

1796
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,699
There's a boat sailing at midnight.

1797
01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:22,745
And for their sake, as much as your own,
I hope you're on board.

1798
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,834
-[melancholy music continues]
-[singing] Sorry, Noodle

1799
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:36,008
I guess I got carried away

1800
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,888
Sorry, Noodle

1801
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:47,686
I hope you'll forgive me one day

1802
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,272
-Checking out, are we?
-Yeah.

1803
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:57,571
I just wanted it

1804
01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:02,743
To feel the way that it did

1805
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:05,246
When I was a kid

1806
01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:11,752
Sorry, Noodle

1807
01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,343
[Slugworth] Ah, Mr. Wonka.

1808
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,804
Your ticket. Uh, one-way.

1809
01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:23,973
To the North Pole.

1810
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,350
It's premium economy.

1811
01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:28,102
[Prodnose] Yeah, it's basically economy.

1812
01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:29,812
I mean, yeah,
you get a little more legroom.

1813
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,355
A complimentary packet of peanuts.

1814
01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:32,523
Is it worth the extra?

1815
01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:36,360
I don't know.
But these guys... [hesitates]

1816
01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:37,945
We don't need to go into details.

1817
01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:39,155
Goodbye,

1818
01:17:40,114 --> 01:17:41,240
Mr. Wonka.

1819
01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:45,411
-[bones crunching]
-[groans softly]

1820
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,204
[exhales sharply]

1821
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,081
[huffs]

1822
01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:52,168
[dispirited music playing]

1823
01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,050
Thank you.

1824
01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:28,370
[flute plays lilting tune]

1825
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,123
[Oompa Loompa music plays]

1826
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:37,254
[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-dee

1827
01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:40,257
I'm not in premium economy

1828
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:43,636
I'd go first class if I were you

1829
01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:46,513
That's what Oompa Loompas

1830
01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:48,224
Doompety-do!

1831
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,350
-[music ends]
-[chuckles]

1832
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,477
So glad you're here.

1833
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,188
Oh, I'm not going to let you
out of my sight, Willy Wonka.

1834
01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,814
Not till you've paid your debt.

1835
01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:59,068
But I bring glad tidings on that score.

1836
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:00,152
What's that?

1837
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,904
I've been doing my sums.

1838
01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:04,490
One more jar, and we're even.

1839
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,868
Or, if you prefer,
I will accept half a jar

1840
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:09,870
of those rather amusing Hoverchocs.

1841
01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,538
-[ice rattling]
-You're outta luck.

1842
01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:13,707
I don't make chocolate anymore.

1843
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:14,792
Oh, dear, please don't tell me

1844
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,835
you're going to go through
with this ridiculous deal.

1845
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:19,296
I have to. For Noodle.

1846
01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:21,799
I promised her a better life.

1847
01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:24,176
I pinkie promised.

1848
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,844
You should stand up to those bullies.

1849
01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:27,346
Give 'em the old one-two.

1850
01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:29,139
That's what an Oompa Loompa would do.

1851
01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,017
[exhales]

1852
01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:33,394
But if you are determined

1853
01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:35,729
to just sit there
feeling sorry for yourself,

1854
01:19:35,813 --> 01:19:37,231
I am going flat.

1855
01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:38,732
Good night, sir.

1856
01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:40,859
[chair whirring]

1857
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:49,034
Huh.

1858
01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,953
[chair whirring]

1859
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,415
[inhales] What is it?

1860
01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:55,958
No, nothing.

1861
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,877
Well, it's obviously something
because you said, "Huh."

1862
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:01,088
I'm sorry. Forget it.

1863
01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:05,092
-Very well.
-[chair whirring]

1864
01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:10,639
Huh.

1865
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:11,849
-Oh, you did it again.
-[chair whirring]

1866
01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:14,768
Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you
quite viciously with a cocktail stick.

1867
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:17,104
Look. Where Slugworth shook my hand.

1868
01:20:17,187 --> 01:20:19,189
His ring left a mark. See?

1869
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:21,191
It's an "A," surrounded by "S"s.

1870
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:23,652
So what? His name is Arthur Slugworth.

1871
01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:25,404
It's probably a family ring.

1872
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:27,072
Yes, but Noodle has one just like it.

1873
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:28,157
-Noodle?
-Uh-huh.

1874
01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:32,119
Why would Noodle the orphan
have a Slugworth family ring?

1875
01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,163
There's only one reason I can think of.

1876
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:35,664
Which is?

1877
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,541
And if I'm correct,
Noodle could be in grave danger.

1878
01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:41,545
Well, come on, Wonka. Spit it out.
Produce your owl pellet of wisdom.

1879
01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:43,130
There's no time. I gotta get back.

1880
01:20:43,213 --> 01:20:45,049
-Captain!
-Wonka?

1881
01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:46,175
Come back here.

1882
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,385
Wonka! I demand an explanation.

1883
01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:49,470
Captain?

1884
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:54,558
On second thoughts,
the explanation can wait.

1885
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,226
Good day to you.

1886
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,357
[water splashes]

1887
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:09,531
[Chief] Well, gentlemen,
one dead chocolatier, as requested.

1888
01:21:11,325 --> 01:21:12,368
Miss Bon-Bon?

1889
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,702
[Miss Bon-Bon] Yes, Mr. Slugworth?

1890
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:15,621
Give the chief his chocolate.

1891
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:25,381
[Mrs. Scrubitt] My, my.

1892
01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:28,675
What a lot o' long faces this morning.

1893
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:31,553
It's almost as though you lot
had a sneaky little scheme

1894
01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:33,389
to try and wriggle out
of your contracts.

1895
01:21:33,472 --> 01:21:37,059
-Which spectacularly misfired.
-[Bleacher grunts, chuckles]

1896
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:40,396
But I've got some good news
for you lot, not that you deserve it.

1897
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:44,108
Your friend, Mr. Wonka,
done a deal with Mr. Slugworth.

1898
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,234
What?

1899
01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:48,779
Gave up on his dream
to settle your accounts.

1900
01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:51,365
-Mr. Crunch.
-Present.

1901
01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:56,412
You're free to go.

1902
01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:58,956
Scram, bookworm.

1903
01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:00,624
-Bell.
-Hello.

1904
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:01,834
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Sling yer hook.

1905
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:02,918
Benz.

1906
01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:05,087
You ain't gotta tell me twice.
[chuckles]

1907
01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:06,505
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Chuckles worth.

1908
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:09,007
You've been
a terrible audience. Good night!

1909
01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:10,884
Yeah, well, you ain't been
much of a comedian, mate.

1910
01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:12,761
-[Larry] I know.
-Hey, Larry.

1911
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:15,431
Keep going. You've got something.

1912
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,349
You scare me.

1913
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,394
[Mrs. Scrubitt] And finally, Noodle.

1914
01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:22,354
Biggest pile o' the lot.

1915
01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:24,982
But this isn't to pay your bill.

1916
01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:27,651
This is to keep you here.

1917
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:29,027
-[door shuts]
-What do you mean?

1918
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,112
[door locks]

1919
01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:31,780
[Mrs. Scrubitt]
My friend, Mr. Slugworth,

1920
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,824
doesn't think
nasty little urchins like you

1921
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:36,660
should be out on the streets,
lowering the tone.

1922
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,829
So, he gave me this money

1923
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:42,416
to keep you down
in the Wash House for good.

1924
01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,585
And I'm only too happy to oblige.

1925
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,295
- I hate you!
-Hey!

1926
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:47,880
-Hey, hey, hey.
-[Mrs. Scrubitt laughs]

1927
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,798
Look at her go, Lord Bleachowitz.

1928
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:51,633
-[both laugh]
-Lord Bleachowitz?

1929
01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,385
You don't still think
he's a lord, do you?

1930
01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:54,470
What?

1931
01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:56,430
We made it up, you stupid old hag.

1932
01:22:57,055 --> 01:22:58,682
[Bleacher] She's... She's lying.

1933
01:22:58,765 --> 01:23:01,185
Right, that's it,
you horrible little brat.

1934
01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,896
You're goin' in the coop, my girl.

1935
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:09,776
And you! Take them dungarees off,
you... you peasant. [sobs]

1936
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,320
But Puffy-wuffy.

1937
01:23:11,778 --> 01:23:13,113
I wuv you.

1938
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:15,282
[Noodle gasps]

1939
01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:19,036
-[lock clicks]
-[breathing heavily]

1940
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:21,121
[melancholy music playing]

1941
01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,584
[wings fluttering]

1942
01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:29,296
[cooing]

1943
01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:33,258
[thud]

1944
01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:35,511
[suspenseful music plays]

1945
01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:37,012
[footsteps approaching]

1946
01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:41,183
Hello, Noodle.

1947
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:44,603
[gasps] Willy. I thought you'd gone.

1948
01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:46,313
I did.

1949
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:48,023
Slugworth promised you a better life,

1950
01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:50,359
but he didn't exactly
keep his side of the bargain.

1951
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:52,444
So I came back. We all did.

1952
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:53,904
-[Piper] Hey, Noodle.
-[Abacus] How do?

1953
01:23:53,987 --> 01:23:55,531
-[Lottie] Hey.
-[Larry gurgling] Surprise!

1954
01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:57,199
[Noodle] He wants me locked up forever.

1955
01:23:57,282 --> 01:23:58,784
Yeah, well, that figures.

1956
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:01,119
Why? What's he got against me?

1957
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:02,955
I don't know, Noodle. Not for sure.

1958
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,081
All I know for certain

1959
01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:06,583
is that you won't be safe
until Slugworth is behind bars.

1960
01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:07,918
[footsteps approaching]

1961
01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:11,338
And how, exactly,
is that supposed to happen?

1962
01:24:11,421 --> 01:24:14,633
Abacus. You said the Cartel keep
a record of all their dirty deeds.

1963
01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:16,260
In the green ledger, yes.

1964
01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:17,344
[Willy] So if we can get hold o' that,

1965
01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:18,929
we can prove that
they poisoned our chocolate.

1966
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,765
Scrubitt and Bleacher would
go to jail, and we'll all be free.

1967
01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:25,894
Uh, yes, but may I remind you,
they keep that ledger in a vault.

1968
01:24:25,978 --> 01:24:27,479
Guarded by a corrupt cleric.

1969
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:29,856
And 500 chocoholic monks.

1970
01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:32,276
-[group] Mmm-hmm.
-That's all true.

1971
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,861
But I went for a long,
cold swim this morning.

1972
01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:38,240
Cold water is very good for the brain,
stimulates the neural pathways.

1973
01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:39,950
And after just four miles,
it came to me.

1974
01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,035
How an ingenious orphan,

1975
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:43,245
an accountant, a plumber,

1976
01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:45,289
a telephone exchange operator,

1977
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:46,957
and a man who can speak underwater,

1978
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:50,210
could combine those talents
and pull off the heist of the century.

1979
01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:53,088
But even if we do get
our hands on that ledger,

1980
01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:55,924
the Cartel will simply bribe
their way out of trouble.

1981
01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:58,176
-It's what they do.
-[sighs]

1982
01:24:58,260 --> 01:24:59,886
[Noodle] The greedy
beat the needy, Willy.

1983
01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:01,847
It's just the way of the world.

1984
01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:02,848
[Willy] You're right, Noodle.

1985
01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:05,350
I guess that's why
there's one other thing to do.

1986
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,769
-What's that?
-[softly] Change the world.

1987
01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:12,190
[Piper] Whoa!

1988
01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:13,609
[chuckles]

1989
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,776
Where do we start?

1990
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,529
-[upbeat music playing]
-[bell tolling]

1991
01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:26,830
[knocks rhythmically]

1992
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:28,498
[in English accent] 'Souse me, sir.

1993
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,960
Could you spare a piece
of chocolate for a starvin' orphan?

1994
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:35,422
I'm sorry, my child.
I don't have any on me.

1995
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:36,965
[Noodle] Oh.

1996
01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,469
[whispers] Then have some acacia mints.

1997
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:42,387
Yes!

1998
01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:45,140
[door creaking]

1999
01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:48,060
[Basil] "To Basil Bond,
employee of the week."

2000
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,269
[munches] Oh, that's lovely...

2001
01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:51,063
[groans drowsily]

2002
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,440
-[snoring]
-[upbeat music continues]

2003
01:26:01,239 --> 01:26:03,200
Everything all right back there?

2004
01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,535
Everything's fine. Isn't it, Abigail?

2005
01:26:05,869 --> 01:26:06,870
[snorts]

2006
01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:09,414
Tell her she might want to duck.

2007
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,166
[Willy] Tell her she might wanna what?

2008
01:26:11,249 --> 01:26:12,250
[Abacus] Duck!

2009
01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:15,837
[snorts]

2010
01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:17,047
[Father] Good morning, brethren.

2011
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,507
[monks chant] Good morning, Father.

2012
01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:19,800
[Father] Now, as you all know,

2013
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:23,178
it's Baron von Schmeichelhammer's
funeral today.

2014
01:26:23,261 --> 01:26:29,017
-And his widow's a bit of a pious type.
-[monks] Ugh!

2015
01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:32,979
So, I don't want to see anyone
eating chocolate during the service.

2016
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:34,815
[monks chant] Yes, Father.

2017
01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:38,318
We all know that one day,
we shall be judged for our sins,

2018
01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:41,405
but it's not going to be today.

2019
01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:43,198
[monks chant] Amen.

2020
01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:45,325
[bell tolls]

2021
01:26:49,287 --> 01:26:51,748
-[suspenseful music plays]
-[animal snorting]

2022
01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:56,211
[continues snorting]

2023
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:58,588
There, there.

2024
01:26:59,005 --> 01:27:00,799
Nice giraffe.

2025
01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:03,593
Run! Everybody out!

2026
01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:04,511
[monks singing] Giraffe

2027
01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:05,637
[Father] Save yourselves!

2028
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,806
[monks] Giraffe, it's a giraffe

2029
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:08,890
Judgment has come!

2030
01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:09,933
[monks] Giraffe's a giraffe

2031
01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:11,017
[monk 1] Run off! Quickly!

2032
01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:12,728
In a most unexpected form.

2033
01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,020
[monks] Got a giraffe
You're having a laugh

2034
01:27:14,104 --> 01:27:15,230
Run away!

2035
01:27:15,313 --> 01:27:17,441
I know it's a giraffe, giraffe, giraffe

2036
01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,359
What have I done to deserve this?

2037
01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:21,445
You know what you've done, Julius.

2038
01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:23,905
You've sold your soul
for 30 pieces of chocolate.

2039
01:27:23,989 --> 01:27:25,991
-[phones ringing]
-[indistinct chatter]

2040
01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:29,995
Hello, operator.
How may I direct your call?

2041
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,914
[Father Julius] I need the Zoo.
It's an emergency.

2042
01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:36,126
Putting you through
to the Escaped Animal Department now.

2043
01:27:36,209 --> 01:27:37,127
[ringing]

2044
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:38,712
Hello, Zoo.

2045
01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:41,548
[all mimicking animals' cries]

2046
01:27:42,299 --> 01:27:44,509
Quiet down, you animals.

2047
01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:45,927
[gurgling] You too, octopus.

2048
01:27:46,011 --> 01:27:47,012
[Father Julius] There's a giraffe.

2049
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:49,848
What? Oh, yeah, I think
we did lose a giraffe.

2050
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:51,558
-[mimicries continue]
-Well, could you come and get it?

2051
01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:54,186
Okay, jeez. I'll send the guys around.

2052
01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:56,813
[music stops]

2053
01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:00,609
-[sighs]
-[unsettling music plays]

2054
01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:02,027
[sniffing]

2055
01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:06,239
[yelps]

2056
01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:07,657
Oh, forgive me!

2057
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,202
I'm a sinner!

2058
01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:14,414
A weak and wicked chocoholic!

2059
01:28:14,498 --> 01:28:16,333
[rousing music playing]

2060
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,586
-[music stops]
-[birds cawing]

2061
01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:21,671
[organ music plays]

2062
01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:25,467
Good morning, everyone.

2063
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,677
-Welcome to St. Benedict's.
-[sighs]

2064
01:28:28,261 --> 01:28:30,931
Baroness, I'm so sorry for your loss.

2065
01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:36,269
We're just having
a few technical difficulties, um,

2066
01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:39,773
So you might want to pop
the late baron down for a minute.

2067
01:28:39,856 --> 01:28:40,941
[tires screech]

2068
01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:42,567
Ah, the cavalry.

2069
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:44,986
Are you the cleric
who called about a giraffe?

2070
01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:47,447
[rousing music playing]

2071
01:28:51,618 --> 01:28:52,786
All clear.

2072
01:29:05,799 --> 01:29:06,967
[elevator dings]

2073
01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:10,846
[wheels squeak]

2074
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:15,100
[suspenseful music plays]

2075
01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:21,398
Huh. "Thanks for all your hard work.

2076
01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:23,817
Father Julius and the Chocolate Cartel."

2077
01:29:24,651 --> 01:29:26,111
Oh, that's nice.

2078
01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,029
Mmm.

2079
01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:29,614
-[Abacus] Here we are, Father.
-[indistinct chatter]

2080
01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,950
-One giraffe.
-[all applauding]

2081
01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:33,577
-[Father Julius] Marvelous.
-[Abacus] Thank you, thank you.

2082
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,161
Stand back, please. Stand back.

2083
01:29:35,245 --> 01:29:38,748
[singing] Have I got a sweet tooth?
Pow! I do

2084
01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,877
-[scatting]
-[jazzy dance music plays]

2085
01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:43,545
[whispering] Wow.

2086
01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:44,629
[Mistress of the Keys]
Have I got a sweet tooth...

2087
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:45,922
[whispering] She can really move.

2088
01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,508
I could've been happy,
but I threw a pearl away.

2089
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:51,219
I'll give him a call. No, I can't.

2090
01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:52,762
I will give him a call, actually.

2091
01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:56,975
-[telephone rings]
-[yelps]

2092
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:00,020
Hello?

2093
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:01,938
Basil? It's Gwennie.

2094
01:30:02,355 --> 01:30:03,356
You were right.

2095
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,524
What are the chances?

2096
01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:08,570
Those days in chemistry class
were the happiest of my life.

2097
01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:10,363
-[Gwennie sobs]
-[groans]

2098
01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,576
[stealthy music playing]

2099
01:30:15,452 --> 01:30:16,453
[grunts]

2100
01:30:24,127 --> 01:30:25,879
[music building]

2101
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,341
Cool.

2102
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:32,052
[flamingos honking]

2103
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:34,596
[car horn honking]

2104
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:38,433
Sorry about this, sir.

2105
01:30:38,516 --> 01:30:40,226
The seafood truck spilled its load.

2106
01:30:40,310 --> 01:30:42,479
There's so many blasted
flamingos about these days.

2107
01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:44,648
Well, hurry it along now, will you?

2108
01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:46,775
[man on radio] The town square
was closed this morning

2109
01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:49,778
after a bizarre incident
at the city cathedral,

2110
01:30:49,861 --> 01:30:52,906
delaying the funeral
of noted philanthropist

2111
01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:55,075
Baron von Schmeichelhammer.

2112
01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:56,910
[Father Julius] In no mine Patris,

2113
01:30:56,993 --> 01:30:59,955
et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

2114
01:31:00,622 --> 01:31:01,623
Amen.

2115
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:03,583
[telephone ringing]

2116
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:08,838
Sorry, I'd best get that. [chuckles]

2117
01:31:09,255 --> 01:31:10,256
[growls quietly]

2118
01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:12,425
-Hello, Pulpit.
-[Slugworth] Father.

2119
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:13,927
Everything all right there?

2120
01:31:14,010 --> 01:31:15,261
[Father Julius] Oh, yes, Mr. Slugworth.

2121
01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:16,846
All tickety-boo.

2122
01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,807
At least it is now.

2123
01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,600
-[Father Julius chuckles]
-What do you mean by that?

2124
01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:22,435
Oh, we had a giraffe in here earlier.

2125
01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:24,062
Had to clear the whole place
for about 20 minutes,

2126
01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:25,730
but everything's back to normal.

2127
01:31:28,149 --> 01:31:29,150
Hello?

2128
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:31,653
Damn the flamingos, Donovan! Floor it!

2129
01:31:31,736 --> 01:31:32,737
<i>Yes, sir!</i>

2130
01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,990
[flamingos honking]

2131
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:37,325
Idiot!

2132
01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:39,369
[breathing heavily]

2133
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,706
-Anything?
-Nothing.

2134
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:44,165
Well, keep looking.

2135
01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:45,333
[Noodle] It's not in here, Willy.

2136
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:46,501
[Willy] But Abacus said
that it was here.

2137
01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:47,627
[Noodle] Abacus has been
in the Wash House

2138
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:49,629
for the past four years.

2139
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:51,798
Maybe all the scrubbing
has gone to his head.

2140
01:31:51,881 --> 01:31:54,467
'Cause all that's down here
is just a bunch of stupid old chocolate.

2141
01:31:56,761 --> 01:31:59,305
-[gasps]
-[suspenseful music playing]

2142
01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:04,769
[gasps]

2143
01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:11,276
Willy, look!

2144
01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:20,618
We did it, Noodle.

2145
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:22,537
-We got 'em.
-[Noodle chuckles]

2146
01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:23,997
-[gunshot]
-[music stops]

2147
01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:27,167
[Slugworth] Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka.

2148
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:30,086
You've caused us quite a bit of trouble.

2149
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:32,047
You and your urchin.

2150
01:32:32,130 --> 01:32:34,841
Yeah, but she's not just an urchin,
is she, Mr. Slugworth?

2151
01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:36,134
[gasps]

2152
01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,011
You're family.

2153
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:39,763
[Noodle] What?

2154
01:32:40,138 --> 01:32:41,681
What are you talking about, Willy?

2155
01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:44,851
You know that ring, Noodle?

2156
01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:46,811
The one your parents gave you?

2157
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:48,938
Mr. Slugworth has one just like it.

2158
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,232
Don't you, Mr. Slugworth?

2159
01:32:51,941 --> 01:32:53,985
As a matter of fact, I do.

2160
01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:58,990
That belonged to my brother. Zebedee.

2161
01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:00,575
Was he my father?

2162
01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:02,619
A hopeless romantic is what he was.

2163
01:33:03,745 --> 01:33:06,122
Fell in love with
a common little bookworm,

2164
01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:07,707
died before they could marry.

2165
01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:12,045
Leaving me sole heir
to the family fortune.

2166
01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:14,923
Or so I thought.

2167
01:33:15,465 --> 01:33:19,302
But nine months later,
your mother turned up on my doorstep,

2168
01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:23,014
begging me to get a doctor
for her sick little newborn.

2169
01:33:24,057 --> 01:33:25,350
I said I would help.

2170
01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:28,061
[Noodle] But you didn't. Did you?

2171
01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:29,270
[Slugworth] Oh, no.

2172
01:33:29,729 --> 01:33:31,898
[Noodle] Instead, you put me
down a laundry chute.

2173
01:33:31,981 --> 01:33:33,108
[Slugworth] Bye-bye, baby.

2174
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:35,443
[Noodle] Mrs. Scrubitt found me.

2175
01:33:35,985 --> 01:33:37,487
She saw the ring.

2176
01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:39,823
Thought it was an "N, "
and called me Noodle.

2177
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:41,658
But it wasn't.

2178
01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:44,077
It was "Z." For Zebedee.

2179
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,161
[Slugworth] Well, quite.

2180
01:33:45,662 --> 01:33:47,789
When your mother returned,
I told her you had died.

2181
01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:48,957
[sobbing] Oh, no!

2182
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,250
[Slugworth]
She was heartbroken, of course.

2183
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:51,960
But, uh, I gave her
a handful of sovereigns

2184
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:54,087
and had her escorted from my property.

2185
01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:57,549
What was her name?

2186
01:33:58,216 --> 01:33:59,217
Eh?

2187
01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:01,678
My mom. What was her name?

2188
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:03,888
Ooh.

2189
01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:05,682
Let me see. Um...

2190
01:34:07,308 --> 01:34:09,269
No, I don't think I could remember that.

2191
01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:12,689
[chuckling] Sorry.
But you have to understand,

2192
01:34:12,772 --> 01:34:14,858
she was very poor.

2193
01:34:14,941 --> 01:34:16,568
-[gags]
-Sorry, Felix.

2194
01:34:17,193 --> 01:34:18,236
[Willy] Her name was Dorothy.

2195
01:34:19,362 --> 01:34:21,156
Dorothy Smith. It says so right here.

2196
01:34:22,115 --> 01:34:23,366
Dorothy? [chuckles]

2197
01:34:23,449 --> 01:34:24,576
[Willy] Well, what do you know?

2198
01:34:25,118 --> 01:34:27,203
I guess you did teach me
to read after all.

2199
01:34:27,287 --> 01:34:28,329
[chuckles]

2200
01:34:28,413 --> 01:34:30,081
[Slugworth]
Well, this is all very touching,

2201
01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:31,749
but back to business.

2202
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,835
We'll take that, thank you.

2203
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:35,587
How much chocolate
do you have at your factory,

2204
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:36,671
Mr. Fickelgruber?

2205
01:34:36,754 --> 01:34:38,840
Oh, about 80,000 gallons.

2206
01:34:38,923 --> 01:34:40,884
-Prodnose?
-[mumbles]

2207
01:34:40,967 --> 01:34:42,010
[Prodnose] Seventy-five?

2208
01:34:42,093 --> 01:34:43,428
[Slugworth] And I've got 150.

2209
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,722
That should be enough.

2210
01:34:46,014 --> 01:34:47,015
For what?

2211
01:34:47,932 --> 01:34:50,643
Death by chocolate.

2212
01:34:55,231 --> 01:34:57,233
[tense music playing]

2213
01:35:02,614 --> 01:35:04,073
[lights buzz]

2214
01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:06,242
[liquid bubbles]

2215
01:35:08,912 --> 01:35:10,413
On you go.

2216
01:35:28,723 --> 01:35:29,933
Uh, gentlemen.

2217
01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:32,769
Considering the situation,

2218
01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:35,230
I wondered if you'd do
a good deed on my behalf.

2219
01:35:35,313 --> 01:35:36,397
A what?

2220
01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:37,732
"A good deed."

2221
01:35:37,815 --> 01:35:39,901
It's a sort of pointless act
of selflessness...

2222
01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:44,072
Yes, of course, Mr. Wonka.
What would you like us to do?

2223
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,532
I was wondering
if you could give this to someone.

2224
01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:49,118
Only if you happen to see him.

2225
01:35:49,535 --> 01:35:50,536
And who is it?

2226
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:53,039
-A little orange man.
-Eh?

2227
01:35:53,122 --> 01:35:54,582
A little orange man.

2228
01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:57,835
About eight inches high,
with orange skin and bright green hair.

2229
01:35:57,919 --> 01:36:00,296
I owe him a jar of chocolates,
you see. And, well,

2230
01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:03,841
I think these might be
the best I ever made.

2231
01:36:03,925 --> 01:36:07,262
Well, in that case,
I'll make sure he gets them personally.

2232
01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:13,559
Farewell, Mr. Wonka.

2233
01:36:14,936 --> 01:36:15,895
Urchin.

2234
01:36:21,985 --> 01:36:23,361
[whirring]

2235
01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:30,076
-[heavy thudding]
-[gasps] Willy...

2236
01:36:37,083 --> 01:36:38,584
[handles squeaking]

2237
01:36:40,044 --> 01:36:42,046
[chocolate gurgling]

2238
01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:47,260
[tense music continues]

2239
01:36:55,810 --> 01:36:57,603
What are we gonna do, Willy?

2240
01:36:57,687 --> 01:37:00,481
I don't know, Noodle.
I'll think of something.

2241
01:37:05,570 --> 01:37:06,946
[elevator dings]

2242
01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:09,615
Best chocolate he ever made, eh?

2243
01:37:09,699 --> 01:37:11,826
[Prodnose chuckling excitedly]

2244
01:37:11,909 --> 01:37:13,661
-Whoo-hoo.
-Oh!

2245
01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:14,996
[chocolate bubbling]

2246
01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:16,080
I got it!

2247
01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:17,665
What is it? Did you think of something?

2248
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:19,042
Yes, I did.

2249
01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:20,752
If we're gonna drown
in chocolate, Noodle,

2250
01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:23,338
and let's face it,
we're gonna drown in chocolate,

2251
01:37:23,421 --> 01:37:24,922
then it's gonna be Wonka chocolate.

2252
01:37:25,006 --> 01:37:28,009
We're not gonna drown, Willy.
Look, there's a light.

2253
01:37:28,092 --> 01:37:29,927
We'll let the chocolate lift us up,

2254
01:37:30,011 --> 01:37:31,346
we'll bang on the glass,

2255
01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:33,056
and pray somebody hears us.

2256
01:37:33,723 --> 01:37:35,099
That's a much better idea.

2257
01:37:36,726 --> 01:37:37,935
[elevator dings]

2258
01:37:38,019 --> 01:37:38,978
Ah, gentlemen.

2259
01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,356
It was a bit
of a close shave this morning,

2260
01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:46,194
and I was wondering if perhaps
we could rethink our arrangement. Or...

2261
01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:52,033
Or... just leave things as they are.

2262
01:37:52,116 --> 01:37:53,117
[Slugworth] Father.

2263
01:37:54,660 --> 01:37:56,537
Well, Wonka might be
as nutty as a fruitcake,

2264
01:37:56,621 --> 01:37:58,373
but he sure knew how to make chocolate.

2265
01:37:58,456 --> 01:37:59,665
-[Father Julius] Mmm.
-But do you think

2266
01:37:59,749 --> 01:38:01,876
we should have saved some
for the Little Orange Man?

2267
01:38:01,959 --> 01:38:03,461
Tell me you're joking.

2268
01:38:03,544 --> 01:38:06,881
Uh, yes. Yes, I am. Sorry, why am I?

2269
01:38:06,964 --> 01:38:08,132
[Slugworth] Because
there's no such thing

2270
01:38:08,216 --> 01:38:10,551
as a little orange man, ya nincompoop.

2271
01:38:10,635 --> 01:38:12,303
[tense music continues]

2272
01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:13,388
[Willy grunting]

2273
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,473
-[Willy] Help!
-[Noodle] Help!

2274
01:38:15,556 --> 01:38:16,933
[Willy] Somebody help, please!

2275
01:38:17,016 --> 01:38:19,143
-Please help!
-Help!

2276
01:38:19,227 --> 01:38:21,521
Look. Look, somebody's coming. Look.

2277
01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:23,189
Willy, we're saved!

2278
01:38:33,282 --> 01:38:34,742
[Noodle panting]

2279
01:38:36,536 --> 01:38:38,788
-I'm sorry, Noodle.
-Don't be.

2280
01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:41,249
You found my family.

2281
01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:44,001
A mom who loved me.

2282
01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:46,546
That's all I ever wanted.

2283
01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:49,966
Deep breath now.

2284
01:38:50,675 --> 01:38:52,677
[both inhale deeply]

2285
01:38:54,595 --> 01:38:56,722
[melancholy music playing]

2286
01:39:04,355 --> 01:39:07,150
[Father Julius] Mmm! Exquisite.

2287
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,111
You mustn't let yourself
get so worked up.

2288
01:39:10,611 --> 01:39:12,905
It's just a bit of chocolate.

2289
01:39:12,989 --> 01:39:14,449
-[door opens]
-[Oompa Loompa] Correction.

2290
01:39:14,532 --> 01:39:17,702
It was actually my chocolate.

2291
01:39:18,244 --> 01:39:20,329
[Oompa Loompa music playing]

2292
01:39:22,290 --> 01:39:23,291
[elevator dings]

2293
01:39:25,001 --> 01:39:27,920
You have made
a very grave error, gentlemen.

2294
01:39:28,463 --> 01:39:30,214
You steal from an Oompa Loompa,

2295
01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:32,675
we take back a thousandfold.

2296
01:39:34,302 --> 01:39:36,512
-[chocolate draining]
-[both gasping for air]

2297
01:39:40,683 --> 01:39:41,976
What's going on, Willy?

2298
01:39:42,768 --> 01:39:44,187
It's draining, Noodle.

2299
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:46,439
We've been saved!

2300
01:39:46,981 --> 01:39:49,066
-By who?
-I don't know.

2301
01:39:50,276 --> 01:39:52,445
By the Little Orange Man! [chuckles]

2302
01:39:52,528 --> 01:39:53,529
-Look.
-Wh...

2303
01:39:53,613 --> 01:39:55,406
The Little Orange Man!

2304
01:39:55,948 --> 01:39:58,367
[screaming] Thank you,
Little Orange Man! Thank you!

2305
01:39:58,451 --> 01:40:00,703
-[Willy cheering]
-[Noodle squealing]

2306
01:40:00,786 --> 01:40:03,331
-[both cheering]
-[uplifting music playing]

2307
01:40:11,923 --> 01:40:13,925
[siren ringing]

2308
01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:17,303
[brakes screech]

2309
01:40:21,641 --> 01:40:25,478
Gentlemen. Thank goodness
you're okay. I came as fast as I could.

2310
01:40:27,772 --> 01:40:29,357
[Chief grunting]

2311
01:40:34,237 --> 01:40:36,072
Whew! Car shrunk.

2312
01:40:36,155 --> 01:40:37,156
I'm sure it did.

2313
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:38,991
And you've nothing
to worry about, Chief.

2314
01:40:39,075 --> 01:40:40,159
All under control.

2315
01:40:40,243 --> 01:40:41,744
A couple of thieves broke in,
but I'm afraid

2316
01:40:41,827 --> 01:40:44,830
they met with a little... accident.

2317
01:40:44,914 --> 01:40:47,375
In which they died.

2318
01:40:47,792 --> 01:40:48,793
[Prodnose chuckling]

2319
01:40:48,876 --> 01:40:50,211
[chuckling] That's actually
rather good, Gerald.

2320
01:40:50,336 --> 01:40:52,588
[Willy] I wouldn't be
SO sure about that.

2321
01:40:52,672 --> 01:40:54,423
Officer, would you kindly
take a look at this?

2322
01:40:54,507 --> 01:40:55,508
Wonkal!

2323
01:40:55,591 --> 01:40:58,844
It details every single illegal payment
these men have ever made.

2324
01:40:58,928 --> 01:41:00,263
Thousands of them.

2325
01:41:00,346 --> 01:41:03,015
[scoffs] Affable,
don't listen to her. She's lyin'.

2326
01:41:03,099 --> 01:41:04,725
Well, of course she is.
[chuckles nervously]

2327
01:41:04,809 --> 01:41:07,645
She's not, sir. She's absolutely right.

2328
01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:09,397
It's incredible.

2329
01:41:10,147 --> 01:41:11,607
Oh. Well.

2330
01:41:11,691 --> 01:41:15,236
Then that sounds like a case
for the Chief of Police. [chuckles]

2331
01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:16,696
So you give it to me,
Affable, I'll, uh...

2332
01:41:16,779 --> 01:41:17,863
I'll take it off your hands.

2333
01:41:17,947 --> 01:41:19,198
You know, save you the paperwork.

2334
01:41:19,282 --> 01:41:21,033
I can't do that, I'm afraid, sir.

2335
01:41:21,117 --> 01:41:22,493
[chuckles] Why's that?

2336
01:41:22,785 --> 01:41:24,370
Because your name is written down here.

2337
01:41:24,453 --> 01:41:25,454
Huh?

2338
01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:27,415
-A lot.
-Gentlemen...

2339
01:41:27,498 --> 01:41:28,916
-[Affable] You're under arrest.
-Run.

2340
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:30,084
[Chief] We puttin' handcuffs on, here?

2341
01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:31,168
-[gasps]
-That's okay, Noodle.

2342
01:41:31,252 --> 01:41:32,920
Give it one second.

2343
01:41:33,004 --> 01:41:35,131
[Cartel exclaiming]

2344
01:41:35,214 --> 01:41:36,465
[Prodnose] What's happening?

2345
01:41:36,882 --> 01:41:38,301
Why are we airborne?

2346
01:41:38,384 --> 01:41:39,760
You didn't eat any of those chocolates,

2347
01:41:39,844 --> 01:41:41,846
-did you, Mr. Slugworth?
-Why?

2348
01:41:41,929 --> 01:41:43,180
[Willy] Because they're Hoverchocs.

2349
01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:46,058
Delayed action, but extra strong.

2350
01:41:46,142 --> 01:41:47,852
[Slugworth] You think
you're very clever, don't you, Wonka?

2351
01:41:47,935 --> 01:41:49,895
Well, there's a billion
sovereigns of chocolate

2352
01:41:49,979 --> 01:41:51,105
beneath our feet.

2353
01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:52,440
We'll get the best lawyers,

2354
01:41:52,523 --> 01:41:54,817
bribe the judge,
rig the jury if we have to.

2355
01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:56,527
We'll be fine.

2356
01:41:57,236 --> 01:41:58,821
I wish I'd thought of that.

2357
01:41:59,822 --> 01:42:01,240
[ding]

2358
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:03,993
Hey, Noodle!

2359
01:42:04,785 --> 01:42:06,579
[metal banging]

2360
01:42:06,662 --> 01:42:08,164
[handles squeaking]

2361
01:42:09,498 --> 01:42:11,792
-[ground rumbling]
-[crowd exclaiming]

2362
01:42:19,967 --> 01:42:21,886
[all yell]

2363
01:42:21,969 --> 01:42:23,054
[Prodnose] What is that?

2364
01:42:23,137 --> 01:42:24,430
[Slugworth crying] It's our chocolate!

2365
01:42:24,513 --> 01:42:26,265
[Fickelgruber] All our chocolate!

2366
01:42:26,349 --> 01:42:27,558
[Prodnose] We're ruined!

2367
01:42:27,642 --> 01:42:30,811
Hey, don't worry, gentlemen.
You'll come down eventually.

2368
01:42:31,270 --> 01:42:33,689
Probably. I think.

2369
01:42:34,357 --> 01:42:35,733
But until then,

2370
01:42:36,442 --> 01:42:38,611
ladies and gentlemen,

2371
01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:43,074
-Willy Wonka and friends...
-[laughing]

2372
01:42:43,157 --> 01:42:45,451
...Invite you to enjoy our chocolate.

2373
01:42:46,744 --> 01:42:48,829
-[woman] Yay! Magic Wonkal
-[Basil chuckling]

2374
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:53,209
Gwennie?

2375
01:42:53,918 --> 01:42:55,503
Basil! [chuckles]

2376
01:42:56,837 --> 01:42:59,465
[Willy] What did I say, Abacus,
I told you we could fix it all.

2377
01:42:59,548 --> 01:43:01,550
[triumphant music playing]

2378
01:43:05,638 --> 01:43:06,639
[music ends]

2379
01:43:06,722 --> 01:43:08,349
[indistinct chatter]

2380
01:43:14,355 --> 01:43:16,524
[gentle music playing]

2381
01:43:17,316 --> 01:43:18,401
Your cup.

2382
01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:20,319
Thank you.

2383
01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:21,654
-There you are.
-[Lottie] There you go.

2384
01:43:21,737 --> 01:43:22,738
-Careful, not too much.
-[chuckles]

2385
01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:23,823
Okay.

2386
01:43:39,088 --> 01:43:40,464
[inhales deeply]

2387
01:44:10,703 --> 01:44:12,830
[gentle music continues]

2388
01:44:21,297 --> 01:44:22,506
[kisses, blows]

2389
01:44:24,175 --> 01:44:26,010
[chuckles softly]

2390
01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,181
[kisses, blows]

2391
01:44:49,742 --> 01:44:51,744
[chuckling]

2392
01:44:54,371 --> 01:44:55,498
[gasps]

2393
01:44:59,585 --> 01:45:00,836
[both chuckle]

2394
01:45:02,379 --> 01:45:05,299
-[Noodle] Mmm. [chuckles]
-Oh, thank you.

2395
01:45:05,382 --> 01:45:07,051
Thank you.

2396
01:45:07,134 --> 01:45:08,344
-[Abacus] Mmm.
-[Piper] Thank you.

2397
01:45:09,386 --> 01:45:10,971
-Mmm. [chuckles]
-[Willy] Oh.

2398
01:45:20,105 --> 01:45:21,148
Huh.

2399
01:45:24,985 --> 01:45:28,239
[Noodle] So... how does it feel, Willy?

2400
01:45:29,281 --> 01:45:30,825
Is it as good as you remember?

2401
01:45:32,368 --> 01:45:33,828
Every little bit.

2402
01:45:33,911 --> 01:45:35,204
[chuckles]

2403
01:45:37,498 --> 01:45:38,958
I wish it could last forever.

2404
01:45:41,335 --> 01:45:42,461
[chuckles]

2405
01:45:42,545 --> 01:45:44,588
-[pigeon cooing]
-[clock strikes]

2406
01:45:45,381 --> 01:45:46,590
I guess it's time.

2407
01:45:48,801 --> 01:45:49,885
Time for what?

2408
01:45:50,845 --> 01:45:53,138
Do you know how many people
in this city are named D. Smith?

2409
01:45:53,722 --> 01:45:55,349
One hundred and six.

2410
01:45:56,267 --> 01:45:58,561
And luckily, you have a friend
who works at the telephone exchange,

2411
01:45:58,644 --> 01:46:02,064
and she spent
the entire afternoon ringing around.

2412
01:46:02,147 --> 01:46:03,232
And guess what?

2413
01:46:05,067 --> 01:46:06,151
We found her.

2414
01:46:07,278 --> 01:46:08,320
You found my mom?

2415
01:46:08,988 --> 01:46:10,573
[Abacus] She works in the library.

2416
01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:13,450
That's where she lives.

2417
01:46:15,578 --> 01:46:16,620
[Willy] Come on, Noodle.

2418
01:46:17,872 --> 01:46:18,956
[clock chimes]

2419
01:46:19,039 --> 01:46:19,957
[soft music playing]

2420
01:46:31,969 --> 01:46:34,430
[singing] Come with me

2421
01:46:37,474 --> 01:46:39,935
And you'll be

2422
01:46:42,396 --> 01:46:45,357
In a world

2423
01:46:45,441 --> 01:46:49,737
Of pure imagination

2424
01:46:50,571 --> 01:46:53,282
Reach out, touch

2425
01:46:53,949 --> 01:46:56,493
What was once

2426
01:46:57,286 --> 01:47:01,957
Just in your imagination

2427
01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:06,378
Don't be shy

2428
01:47:06,462 --> 01:47:08,881
It's all right

2429
01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:15,888
If you feel a little trepidation

2430
01:47:15,971 --> 01:47:20,100
Sometimes these things don't

2431
01:47:20,184 --> 01:47:26,106
Need explanation

2432
01:47:28,400 --> 01:47:33,280
If you want to view paradise

2433
01:47:34,031 --> 01:47:38,118
Simply look at them and view it

2434
01:47:39,411 --> 01:47:42,998
Somebody to hold on to

2435
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:46,961
It's all we really need

2436
01:47:47,044 --> 01:47:48,671
[Dorothy chuckles]

2437
01:47:48,754 --> 01:47:53,092
Nothing else to it

2438
01:47:53,175 --> 01:47:55,344
-Mom.
-[chuckles, sniffles]

2439
01:47:57,805 --> 01:48:01,141
So goes a good deed in a weary world.

2440
01:48:01,225 --> 01:48:03,018
I was wondering if I'd see you again.

2441
01:48:03,394 --> 01:48:06,563
I'm not going anywhere, Willy Wonka,
not until you've paid your debt.

2442
01:48:06,647 --> 01:48:08,399
Now, I know you tried.

2443
01:48:08,482 --> 01:48:10,859
Loompa law is very clear
on this subject.

2444
01:48:10,943 --> 01:48:12,069
Until such time

2445
01:48:12,152 --> 01:48:14,488
as the chocolate is
physically in my hand...

2446
01:48:16,573 --> 01:48:18,367
Oh. Thank you.

2447
01:48:18,450 --> 01:48:20,911
Thank you. For saving my life.

2448
01:48:20,995 --> 01:48:22,079
[inhales]

2449
01:48:22,162 --> 01:48:24,498
Well, I suppose
that concludes our business.

2450
01:48:24,581 --> 01:48:27,167
I will now return
to my beloved Loompaland.

2451
01:48:27,751 --> 01:48:31,630
Where the cocoa beans grow in
disappointingly small numbers,

2452
01:48:31,714 --> 01:48:33,632
and my friends look down on me.

2453
01:48:33,716 --> 01:48:36,010
What? I thought they called you Lofty.

2454
01:48:36,093 --> 01:48:40,514
The truth is that I am
a quarter-inch below average.

2455
01:48:41,015 --> 01:48:42,599
They call me Shorty-pants.

2456
01:48:42,683 --> 01:48:44,685
-[chuckles]
-But there it is.

2457
01:48:44,768 --> 01:48:46,145
Good day to you, sir.

2458
01:48:46,228 --> 01:48:47,646
Uh, it's a shame you have to go.

2459
01:48:48,605 --> 01:48:49,815
I said, good day.

2460
01:48:49,898 --> 01:48:51,775
If I'm gonna share
my chocolate with the world,

2461
01:48:51,859 --> 01:48:53,068
I'm gonna need more than a shop.

2462
01:48:53,152 --> 01:48:54,194
I'm sure you will.

2463
01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:55,446
I'm gonna need a factory.

2464
01:48:55,529 --> 01:48:57,072
[chuckles] Yeah, well,
good luck with that.

2465
01:48:57,156 --> 01:48:59,742
And someone to head up
the tasting department.

2466
01:48:59,825 --> 01:49:01,326
The tasting department?

2467
01:49:01,410 --> 01:49:02,911
-[bright music playing]
-[singing] Come with me

2468
01:49:02,995 --> 01:49:03,996
All right.

2469
01:49:04,079 --> 01:49:05,080
And you'll be

2470
01:49:05,164 --> 01:49:06,165
Where?

2471
01:49:06,290 --> 01:49:10,252
[Willy] In a world of pure imagination

2472
01:49:10,335 --> 01:49:11,378
[Oompa Loompa] It's a ruined castle.

2473
01:49:11,462 --> 01:49:12,463
[Willy] Take a look

2474
01:49:12,546 --> 01:49:15,049
And you'll see

2475
01:49:15,132 --> 01:49:18,302
Into your imagination

2476
01:49:18,385 --> 01:49:19,678
Frankly, I rather doubt it.

2477
01:49:19,762 --> 01:49:24,058
[chuckles] We'll begin with a spin

2478
01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:28,687
Traveling in the world of my creation

2479
01:49:28,771 --> 01:49:30,981
What we'll see

2480
01:49:31,065 --> 01:49:36,320
Will defy explanation

2481
01:49:36,403 --> 01:49:38,822
Well, that does defy explanation.

2482
01:49:38,906 --> 01:49:42,868
If you want to view paradise

2483
01:49:43,410 --> 01:49:47,039
Simply look around and view it

2484
01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:51,919
Anything, you want to do it?

2485
01:49:52,461 --> 01:49:57,257
Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it

2486
01:49:57,341 --> 01:49:58,342
Not bad.

2487
01:49:58,425 --> 01:50:02,596
There is no life I know

2488
01:50:02,679 --> 01:50:07,518
To compare with pure imagination

2489
01:50:07,601 --> 01:50:11,897
Living there, you'll be free

2490
01:50:11,980 --> 01:50:14,983
If you truly

2491
01:50:15,067 --> 01:50:21,615
Wish to be

2492
01:50:24,076 --> 01:50:25,077
[music ends]

2493
01:50:28,664 --> 01:50:30,249
[flute plays lilting tune]

2494
01:50:30,874 --> 01:50:33,085
[Oompa Loompa music playing]

2495
01:50:37,631 --> 01:50:40,717
[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-do

2496
01:50:40,801 --> 01:50:44,012
I've got a little bonus for you

2497
01:50:44,096 --> 01:50:47,599
Sit back down and stay in your seat

2498
01:50:47,683 --> 01:50:51,228
For a last Oompa Loompa-ish treat

2499
01:50:51,353 --> 01:50:53,981
Abacus Crunch returned to his home

2500
01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,024
Benz to her friends

2501
01:50:56,108 --> 01:50:58,026
Lottie Bell to her phones

2502
01:50:58,110 --> 01:51:00,946
Brave Larry made a triumphant comeback

2503
01:51:01,029 --> 01:51:02,739
One day his ex-wife

2504
01:51:02,823 --> 01:51:05,284
Saw the act

2505
01:51:06,285 --> 01:51:07,953
Laughed a lot and took him back

2506
01:51:08,036 --> 01:51:11,081
Oompa Loompa doompety-day

2507
01:51:11,165 --> 01:51:14,585
But what of Mrs. Scrubitt
And Bleacher, you say?

2508
01:51:14,668 --> 01:51:18,130
Give me just a moment or two

2509
01:51:18,213 --> 01:51:22,217
And I'll Oompa Loompa
Show it to you

2510
01:51:23,135 --> 01:51:25,095
Oh. What is wrong with this thing?

2511
01:51:25,179 --> 01:51:27,181
Infernal machine. [grunts]

2512
01:51:27,264 --> 01:51:28,849
I'll show it to you

2513
01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:30,392
-[music ends]
-There, much better.

2514
01:51:31,476 --> 01:51:35,856
[Mrs. Scrubitt]
Shoes, facelift, nose job, Ibiza,

2515
01:51:35,939 --> 01:51:39,568
big old house in the country, lingerie.

2516
01:51:39,651 --> 01:51:41,612
It's the Cartel. They've gone down.

2517
01:51:41,695 --> 01:51:43,947
-We ain't done nothin'.
-[door closes]

2518
01:51:44,031 --> 01:51:45,991
Oh, except poison all them chocolates.

2519
01:51:46,074 --> 01:51:47,618
-[knock at door]
-[Affable] Police. Open up.

2520
01:51:47,701 --> 01:51:48,702
Quick! Drink the evidence.

2521
01:51:49,494 --> 01:51:50,704
[knock at door]

2522
01:51:50,787 --> 01:51:51,997
Oh, just a second, Officer.

2523
01:51:52,080 --> 01:51:53,248
-[knock at door]
-[Affable] Police.

2524
01:51:53,332 --> 01:51:55,292
[Mrs. Scrubitt]
I'm on the toilet, Officer.

2525
01:51:55,375 --> 01:51:56,376
Open up.

2526
01:51:56,460 --> 01:51:58,337
-One wipe, and I'm done.
-[knock at door]

2527
01:51:58,420 --> 01:51:59,963
Oh, there's more coming,
hang on a minute.

2528
01:52:00,047 --> 01:52:01,048
Right.

2529
01:52:04,509 --> 01:52:05,510
Wow.

2530
01:52:06,845 --> 01:52:08,639
[pants] How can
we help you, Officer? [snorts]

2531
01:52:08,847 --> 01:52:09,932
You two are comin' with me.

2532
01:52:10,015 --> 01:52:11,266
But we ain't done nothin'.

2533
01:52:11,350 --> 01:52:13,644
You're going away for a very long time.

2534
01:52:13,727 --> 01:52:15,854
[sobs] One last kiss, my lord?

2535
01:52:15,938 --> 01:52:18,190
-Oh, Puffy-wuffy.
-[sobs]

2536
01:52:18,273 --> 01:52:20,275
[both moaning]

2537
01:52:21,318 --> 01:52:22,319
[both grunt]

2538
01:52:22,402 --> 01:52:23,779
[Mrs. Scrubitt sobs loudly]

2539
01:52:25,656 --> 01:52:26,657
[magical music plays]

2540
01:52:26,740 --> 01:52:27,866
[Willy singing] Close your eyes

2541
01:52:27,950 --> 01:52:30,160
And count to ten

2542
01:52:31,703 --> 01:52:33,580
Make a wish

2543
01:52:33,664 --> 01:52:35,666
-Now
-[snaps fingers]

2544
01:52:35,749 --> 01:52:37,292
Open them

2545
01:52:39,544 --> 01:52:44,299
Here's a store that's like no other

2546
01:52:44,383 --> 01:52:48,595
If it were, I wouldn't bother

2547
01:52:48,679 --> 01:52:51,014
-[mid-tempo music tempo plays]
-Chocolate bushes

2548
01:52:51,098 --> 01:52:53,141
Chocolate trees

2549
01:52:53,225 --> 01:52:57,896
Chocolate flowers and chocolate bees

2550
01:52:57,980 --> 01:53:00,524
Chocolate memories

2551
01:53:00,607 --> 01:53:03,485
That a boy once saved

2552
01:53:06,947 --> 01:53:09,533
Before they melted away

2553
01:53:09,825 --> 01:53:12,911
A world of your own

2554
01:53:14,204 --> 01:53:17,249
A place to escape to

2555
01:53:18,709 --> 01:53:21,336
A world of your own

2556
01:53:23,213 --> 01:53:25,716
Where you can be free

2557
01:53:27,634 --> 01:53:30,304
Wherever you go

2558
01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:35,434
Wherever life takes you

2559
01:53:36,685 --> 01:53:39,688
This is your home

2560
01:53:41,023 --> 01:53:43,525
A world of your own

2561
01:53:51,158 --> 01:53:55,370
Here is the child that you left behind

2562
01:53:55,454 --> 01:53:59,916
Here is the kid with the curious mind

2563
01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:04,379
Here is the wonder we used to feel

2564
01:54:04,463 --> 01:54:07,591
Back when the magic was real

2565
01:54:07,674 --> 01:54:11,345
A world of your own

2566
01:54:12,095 --> 01:54:15,974
A place to go when you're

2567
01:54:16,725 --> 01:54:20,103
Feeling alone

2568
01:54:21,229 --> 01:54:24,775
Feeling unsure

2569
01:54:25,359 --> 01:54:29,821
Embrace the unknown

2570
01:54:29,905 --> 01:54:34,534
Enjoy the adventure

2571
01:54:35,744 --> 01:54:40,165
Let's go strolling in the clouds

2572
01:54:40,248 --> 01:54:44,544
Grab a handful, it's allowed

2573
01:54:44,628 --> 01:54:49,216
Clouds are made of cotton candy

2574
01:54:49,299 --> 01:54:53,720
Just keep your umbrella handy

2575
01:54:53,804 --> 01:54:58,058
'Cause there's a hard rain gonna fall

2576
01:54:58,141 --> 01:55:02,604
Humbugs, gumdrops and aniseed balls

2577
01:55:02,687 --> 01:55:04,689
Fireworks bring

2578
01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:10,237
Sugar string to chew

2579
01:55:11,446 --> 01:55:15,867
All the colors of the rainbow

2580
01:55:15,951 --> 01:55:18,537
And some others too

2581
01:55:18,912 --> 01:55:23,166
-A world of our own
-A world of our own

2582
01:55:23,250 --> 01:55:27,671
-A place to escape to
-A place to escape to

2583
01:55:27,754 --> 01:55:32,134
-A world of our own
-A world of our own

2584
01:55:32,217 --> 01:55:36,596
-Where we can be free
-That's where we can be free

2585
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:40,934
-Wherever you go
-Wherever you go

2586
01:55:41,017 --> 01:55:45,647
-Wherever life takes you
-Wherever life takes you

2587
01:55:45,730 --> 01:55:48,567
This is our home

2588
01:55:49,734 --> 01:55:51,862
A world of our own